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 +2Posted on Apr 19th, 2013 | re: "Bad Ass Bitch" (Featuring Snake) (17 comments)

MMMMMM I’M BITCHING IT UP SO HARD RIGHT NOW MMMMMMMM

 +3Posted on Apr 16th, 2013 | re: What Will Be Our Virtual Reality Headset? (14 comments)

I think she’s just indulging them.

 +3Posted on Feb 11th, 2013 | re: House Of Cards Is So Great And Bloggers Are So Ridiculous (51 comments)

Hi. The best thing about this great show is the way Robin Wright holds her hand when she is carrying bags or her purse in her elbow.

 +17Posted on Dec 4th, 2012 | re: It's The Most Prankerful Time Of The Year (36 comments)

The saddest thing about this video is that it captures the beginning of the end for the couple at the forty five second mark. They walked the two miles home from the mall in complete silence. She walked in front of him and even though there was a light but pervasive rain, neither of them opened their umbrellas. At one point, when she stopped to stare slack jawed at the christmas trees for sale on the corner, he reached out and almost touched her hand, but she moved away at the sound of the salvation army bell. “I’ve never known him,” she thought. Weeks later she would do naughty things with the Santa at her holiday Christmas party.

 +3Posted on Dec 4th, 2012 | re: Krispy Kreme Needs A New Rap Name (50 comments)

Crunchy Custard

 +24Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: Does The Universe Have A Purpose? (18 comments)

THE UNIVERSE HAS PORPOISE

 +5Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: Wait, Does This Book Club TV Show Sound Good Or Bad? (57 comments)

No one reads books.

 +10Posted on Oct 11th, 2012 | re: Kathie Lee Gifford Dropping A Puppy On Its Head (20 comments)

I wish she would drop one of these hamsters standing in 80′s colors on THEIR heads. THEY ARE FREAKING ME OUT.

 +2Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: This Is An Actual Campaign Ad For Barack Obama (38 comments)

NBC should make a show called Tossed set in a world where Pizza suddenly and mysteriously ceased to exist. Twelve years after the Pizza went out everyone is eating so much tacos. Glowing stick of pepperoni in attic.

 +4Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: NSFW: Playboy's "Girls Of The Internet" (10 comments)

I enjoy how slowly, and pointedly, I’m speaking to myself, as I type this internet, comment.

 +10Posted on Sep 27th, 2012 | re: Playing A Clarinet, Covered In Bees (16 comments)

BEE SHARP

 +6Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: Friday Giveaway: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Prize Package (41 comments)

You guys. We need to talk about Ezra Miller.

 +1Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

 +2Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: That's Your DJ: The Engineer From Prometheus (26 comments)

 +8Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation's Amanda Bynes (47 comments)

 +14Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Guess What The Alice In Wonderland Reboot Is Called (49 comments)

Jabberwocky

 +13Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: The Perfect Crime: This Terrible Lettuce Prank (12 comments)

The prank is that turtles are very conscientious and would never steal unless they had done a long moral accounting as to whether or not it would be acceptable to steal if they HAD TO DO IT to feed their family, and also that being so conscientious a turtle on roller skates would be wearing knee pads.

 +1Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Air Eating Trend Is Not Nearly As Popular As It Should Be (16 comments)

But what happens when it starts raining? So many ruined slacks.

 +7Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N? (68 comments)

Something to think about: Incest is in no way OK, but……….is best?

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

ALSO NO MORE DUCKS ON THE HIGHWAY YOU CANNOT WATCH THAT STOP

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2012 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

ALERT ALERT KANGAROO JUMPS WITHBOY IS PRIVATE NOW YOU CAN NOT SEE IT NO MATTER WHAT

 +1Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (38 comments)

Little Jack Horner: Plum Insane

 +4Posted on Sep 5th, 2012 | re: What Is Your Dream Broadway Musical Adaptation Of A Movie? (52 comments)

Melancholia featuring the 11o’clock number, “It Takes Like Ashes”

FROM DEATH DO WE START

 +13Posted on Aug 30th, 2012 | re: Ok, Let's Watch This Photo-A-Day Stop Motion Video (21 comments)

“You look best with the hair short, no goatee, no mohawk, and spend some time outside. ” – MOM