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 +3Posted on Aug 30th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 70: End Of Summer Movies (69 comments)

(500) Days of Summer Are Finally Over

 +3Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: "Gwyneth Paltrow Saved A Life On Sept. 11" (45 comments)

I’m still trying to figure out why we’re just hearing about this story now. Was this story mentioned when it actually happened 10 years ago and it’s just being repeated now because everyone wants to repeat their 9/11 stories for the 10 year anniversary? Or was this woman keeping this story all to herself just so that she could reveal it 10 years later?

 +2Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mila Kunis Is OUR Generation's Bradley Cooper (66 comments)

Why does everyone find this so surprising and awesome? She’s from the Ukraine, for pete’s sake! I’m sure she speaks Russian to her parents! She may be hot, but she’s no female Bradley Cooper, given that he wasn’t born in France, so that makes it completely awesome and surprising that he knows a foreign language. Sorry, to be a party pooper, but I’m in a bad mood right now.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mila Kunis Is OUR Generation's Bradley Cooper (66 comments)

Most Ukrainians speak Russian. And, having taken Russian in college, I know that the language she’s speaking is actually Russian.

 +1Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: The Friday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinsies "Hey Ya!" Dance (45 comments)

Very interesting. I’ve never heard of that before. Wow, I just learned something new, and was entertained by two cute funny twins dancing, all in the same day! Videogum is really amazing!

 0Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: The Friday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinsies "Hey Ya!" Dance (45 comments)

Are you guys identical twins?

 +1Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: The Friday Morning Matchy-Matchy Twinsies "Hey Ya!" Dance (45 comments)

This made me morning! Also, they are doing 100 times better than I did with this song.

 0Posted on Mar 3rd, 2011 | re: That's Your Phone App: The Bill Cosby App (48 comments)

Whoops, I mean, “tweet [us] better than anybody’s ever tweeted [us]“

 +2Posted on Mar 3rd, 2011 | re: That's Your Phone App: The Bill Cosby App (48 comments)

So if we get this app, Bill Cosby will “tweet [us] better than anybody’s ever tweeted [me]” and he will “hurt [our] face and body parts”?!? It sounds like if we download this app then Bill Cosby will drug us with Benadryl and sexually assault us!

 +8Posted on Mar 3rd, 2011 | re: Well, This Is A Particularly Hateful Tea Party Rally (115 comments)

Yeah, seriously. I wish I had all the time in the world to stand in one place and scream hateful things at people all day. But I don’t, because I’m too busy doing things like working and sleeping and generally not caring about what religion other people choose to worship. And even if I had this much free time, I sure as Hell wouldn’t spend it doing this.

 +1Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards (127 comments)

Tracey Morgan’s probably pretty jealous right now.

 +2Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards (127 comments)

But his smile is the best! Who cares if he bombed the Oscars? As long as he giving us his sexy smile while doing it, I’m happy!

 0Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (215 comments)

Why, thank you!

 +11Posted on Feb 27th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party (215 comments)

I think every time someone goes too long with their thank you speech, they should play them off using Keyboard Cat.

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

Wait, was anyone else as disappointed as I was that he didn’t take his underwear off? And that as soon as he started touching the chick’s boobs, the cameraman cut to her leg warmers and high heeled shoes? I mean, come on! What kind of porno is this supposed to be?!?

i’m going shoot people just to see how tenaciously they hold onto life! I’m glad I got the chance to see how good people are at doing that! Sounds like a fun game to me!

 +1Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin Breathing Supercut (66 comments)

Oh. My. God. I can’t watch another second of her. Can we just agree that everything she does is ridiculous and disgusting and therefore never needs to be posted on this website again? Seriously, watching her is like driving past a car wreck; I know that what I see will leave me psychologically scarred forever, but I can’t take my eyes away from it because it’s just oh so interesting.

 +2Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin Breathing Supercut (66 comments)

Ummm, how old are you, dude?

 +10Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: A Brief Note On The Subway Rat Video (90 comments)

Hey, I’m black, and I thought this dude was homeless, too. But as a black person, I gotta let you guys know that I always feel like white people assume I’m homeless just because I’m black and I walk around in a heavy-ass winter coat. But the reality is, I’m not homeless and I wear the coat because I hate the fricking cold!

Gwenyth Paltrow has always annoyed me. I always thought she looks like a Fraggle.