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 +4Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Ricky Gervais Graffiti (94 comments)

With all the backlash, Ricky Gervais resorted to spraypainting a wall so that when the media approached him on the subject he could respond with “You having a laugh?”

 +10Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Cookizza! (70 comments)

Martin Luther DiGiorno was not a fan of half-and-half pizzas

 +16Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Cookizza! (70 comments)

Is that a real thing? Monster Fit Club will NOT be enough if I can buy both pizza and cookies in one convenient package

 +5Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Sunset Limited Trailer, You Guys (60 comments)

As long as SLJ yells, I’ll be good

 +5Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Hey, What's New On Break.Com? (34 comments)

I think one of those hot cops was my choir teacher…

 +16Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Hey, What's New On Break.Com? (34 comments)

that’s just the way they’re inclined

 +5Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Hey, What's New On Break.Com? (34 comments)

I was unprepared for how quickly someone screamed. Note to self: always check sound levels before playing video

 +18Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2 (39 comments)

stop trying to make fetch happen

 +10Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Bob Odenkirk's Rejected 4Loko Warning (33 comments)

I knew very few people who actually drank 4Loko, but they already fit the definition of asshole before they drank it

 +10Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday (54 comments)

More than anything I’m concerned that HE initiated the kiss and then blamed the dog for making him gag with smelly breath…

 +4Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday (54 comments)

I would just like to thank everyone for posting how cold it is. It made me actually look up what the temp is where I am and effectively plan to wear multiple jackets.

 +13Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

Well that would be a fucked up high school

 +6Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

For a second there I thought you said Rob Thomas wrote the script for the Lovely Bones and was quite disheartened. Whew, crisis avoided

 +11Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

I remember being in high school when this book was all the rage. I accidentally mistook it for The Glass Menagerie, which all the older kids also had to read. So I bought it not really knowing what it was about. And then after reading the first chapter I figured it would have been worse to ONLY read the part of the book with child rape so I kept reading. I was not similarly fooled into watching that movie.

 +1Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: The First Jam Of 2011: Trevor Sayers's "New Dance In School" (31 comments)

It seems like he left the auto-beat from a keyboard playing

 +15Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Another Day, Another Wearable Blanket (44 comments)

When did just wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt when it’s cold become too much effort for lazy people?

 +17Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

Wait… so I found the song. It exists and sounds just like one. Did he seriously alter that song to make it fit with his school’s colors?

 +6Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

I’m pretty sure there’s already a rap song with ‘Black and Yellow’. I don’t know where I heard it, but I swear it’s real

 +6Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Michael Caine Does A Michael Caine Impression (18 comments)

Well…. I like Michael Caine more now

 +15Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Why Jersey Shore Sucks Now (66 comments)

If the Apprentice really was about a lemonade stand, I’d be more inclined to watch it.

 +17Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Why Jersey Shore Sucks Now (66 comments)

To vamp up the series they should make Michael Cera live with them and teach him more about the ways of the guido

 +10Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: They Sure Don't Make Keenans Like They Used To (23 comments)

I used to own that pink polka dot bedspread. It came in two colors, blue or pink, and my mom decided to buy the daughter who hated pink the pink bedspread. I guess what I’m saying is that I don’t care about this kid and I feel tricked into listening to Katy Perry

 +10Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: We Live In Endish Times Kinda (54 comments)

As someone who is terrified of birds, I’m worried that I now not only have to worry about them attacking but also dropping dead in the sky and harming me involuntarily.

 +5Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: We Live In Endish Times Kinda (54 comments)

I watched all of that show. When you’re bored and the episodes are on hulu, you can get sucked into anything