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Because if you are someone who would buy this pillow, you only deserve the inhuman touch of a Gabe-Delahaye-look-a-like pillow monster.
at about 1:08 he says, “just so you get one last good look.” I think what he means is, “Just so you get one last good look before she gets taken away from me when the neighbors call child protective services on us when they see us trick-or-treating, YA NAW MEEN!?”
Mike thinks to himself: “How am I going to get out of THIS situation?”
I know. She’s like, “Duh. I’m always in the woods. I’m a werewolf and that’s what we do – right?” She’s trying to convince herself.
How old is this kid? I struggle with being both entertained and saddened by these videos. And I can totally relate because I used to use that “I GET ENOUGH OF THIS AT SCHOOL” defense against my brother, as a means of getting attention. Maybe he just needs attention? I wonder if there’s a way he could get his thoughts and ideas recorded and available to be viewed by the whole world… Some super computer genius should come up with something that can get your thoughts and ideas available to be viewed and experienced by the whole world. THE FUTURE!
“Andy brought Band-AIDS into our offices, into our men’s room. He brought Band-AIDS to our annual goddamn family picnic!”
“Kaaaaaaaahn’s Hot Dogs!”
“Bond. Goldbond.”
“”I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘What can Brown do for you?’”
I’m going to start hosting the Tonight Show if I don’t get a top-comment. Don’t make me do it…
I quit
I think I can speak for all black people when I say that they don’t want CopperCab speaking for them.