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 +5Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week! (198 comments)

“oh hi, I’m the most horrifying thing you could ever imagine. If I were able to walk on land or fly, you’d all be fucking dead”

 +2Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: The King Of Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me! (15 comments)

Thank GOD. I work at the arcade that King of Kong was filmed and… I hate every atom of that man. Every. God. Damn. Atom.

 +3Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Robert Pattinson Pillow (112 comments)

Pictured: the baby from Eraserhead all grown up.

 +2Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The Reset Button (139 comments)

Oh hey Gabe: Kevin Smith was fat before he was famous.

And thus I have dismantled you.

 +9Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Valentine's Day Dance Of All Time In The World (34 comments)

Well, that’s it then. My heart’s been stolen.

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Two Situations (82 comments)

Pictured: the Situation and a situation.

 +20Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Arts And Crafts Club: Valentine's Day! (35 comments)

Lady, you make me Gaga.

(ready for the fury of downvotes that will inevitably follow this awful awful awful comment)

 +8Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E03: A Tale Of Two Katies (Boo! Sorry!) (80 comments)

How about you go eat a magic poison pill! Then we’ll talk.

 +39Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E03: A Tale Of Two Katies (Boo! Sorry!) (80 comments)

Just wait til Sayid gets pregnant and falls in love with the guitarist of a really crappy band.

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: OMG STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE IN YOUR PANTS (46 comments)

HOLY SHIT.

 +3Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Why Can't You Just Let Ginger Kid Be Great, Asks Ginger Kid (50 comments)

ginger-eminem has a great point. Why do blacks and mexicans get to call themselves whatever they want and NO ONE ELSE CAN!?

 +3Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread (98 comments)

They should change the name of the Super Bowl to the Budweiser-and-Doritos Bowl because I swear 75% of the ads were for those two gawddamn products. The saddest part, however, was that as I realized this I was sitting with my friends, drinking Bud Light and eating Doritos. Sigh…

 +9Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E01-02: Night Of A Thousand What?!s (89 comments)

Hurley’s guitar was pretty sweet. Prince guitar v2.0

 +6Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: This Guy Has Got The Right Idea (35 comments)

what is this, Aqualung?

 +3Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: This Guy Has Got The Right Idea (35 comments)

He’s just living the cat dream.

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: The Season Premiere Of Lost, Family Style (111 comments)

Sayid = Jacob now? Maybe? Probably not.

I’m bad at this.

 +4Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: The Situation, Inventor Of "The Situation" (16 comments)

You know, Mike set out not to fall in love on the Jersey Shore but it’s becoming very clear that he did indeed fall in love. With himself.

on a similar note:

“girls I’d totally smoosh”

pictured: who?

 +1Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (62 comments)

I’ve never been more excited for anything ever since forever!

 0Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: This Is Just A Very Normal Video (39 comments)

How!? What? Why?

Why!?

Why.

“I heard you were a fan of Punch Out”

 +5Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: MTV's Jersey Shore Is Offensive Trash Television (43 comments)

Shouldn’t the idiots who prolong this stereotype by acting like immature apes be just as much or more at blame than MTV? I mean, what did the MTV producers do? They just turned on a few cameras. These douche-holes act like this 24/7 regardless of it being recorded.

As someone who lives in Manchester, NH… I can tell you that this is merely par for the course.

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Can Tim Heidecker Be In And/Or Direct All The Music Videos Now, Please? (33 comments)

You clearly don’t get the ending, then. Because the ending makes the whole thing PERFECT. God damn. Such a good song/video.