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I know. I just really hate the Patriots.
No joke, in high school I was in a ska band that got a gig playing at a Mormon NYE dance because our drummer was Mormon. Wait, I just admitted that.
Do you think William Hung has developed a sense of self-awareness so that he now watches these audition episodes like we do, or do you think he sees Norberto and just goes “That guy just doesn’t have what it takes?”
This is my first post so I’m like extra special nervous. Be gentle, okay? It might hurt. After watching that video my first response, being a San Diegoaanan, from the whale’s vagina and all that, was to be like, “GO FUCKING CHARGERS!” PS – that is the team that that point-seeking contestant is a paid part of. Anyway, I didn’t want my RAMs to get scrambled with my ROMs and offend you glorious Monsters by going all apeshit sports-crazy.
But can we, just a little bit? Just the tip? Every once in awhile?
In my fantasywebs, Animal Collective plays the Superbowl halftime show where the Patriots lose to the CHaaaghaaaas!
See? Indie and Sports! Living together!
Smokey! Smokey is coming to murder you all! Quick, let off a firework and pour some indiscriminate grey substance! Claire! Fu Manchu! Zombie Iraqis! LOST!