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I was going to write a thing about how modern theater is perceived as “gay” in our society, but then I read about how it was new round of movie nominees and I wanted to say:
ENVY starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I swear, watch it and you will cry blood. PLEASE. You have done failed awful comedy before, but you have never done failed awful comedy so poorly executed or ill-conceived.
AND THE MUSIC!! Oh GOD, they had all their own MUSIC written (?) and performed for the movie!
“Twilight: Friends And Prayers, coming to a hard drive near you.”
(get it?)
“The only part of the recipe I would need is how to get Padma to wait in bed for it. YOWZA!”
You are trying too hard to sound straight. I will tell everyone how G*Y (middle letter omitted so people do not realize) unless my demands are met.
I HAVE BUT ONE DEMAND:
Review “Envy” in your hunt for the worst movie of whatever. Ironically, a horrible film that serves only to ruin lives is your only salvation.
REVIEW “ENVY” STARRING BEN STILLER AND JACK BLACK. God damn it, I don’t know what kind of stupid queue you’re using to determine what movie gets reviewed when and why, but bump “ENVY” (the film. Starring Jack Black. And starring Ben Stiller.) to the top or I will ruin your closeted h*mosexuali*y.
Oh for pete’s sake, review ENVY already! Your implied hard-on for this awful film is becoming troublesome, so just make a feature out of it and put some ice on that bad boy.
P.S.: “Envy” is the name of the movie. If you are looking for the movie, it is called “Envy.” If you have trouble with that, it stars Ben Stiller and Jack Black, and also there is poop.
Yes. I have been suggesting this forever. It is a terrible, awful movie, which makes it that much more upsetting that Gabe is so in love with it that he refuses to do it. I hope you will help me impress upon Gabriel that we need that movie reviewed here, because it is so bad. All these other suggestions might as well be Citizen Kane by comparison.
Why are you trying to hurt me, Gabe?
ENVY is the name of the film.
ENVY (2004) starring Ben Stiller and Jack Black.
ENVY. Do it. It gave me a stroke and took my children away. It spread rumours about me around work. Do it do it do it do it.
do. it.
Envy.
EnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvyEnvy.
Why do you love Envy so much that you won’t review it? Are you getting married to Envy, the shit film literally about shit (good casting!)? Because if so, I must rescind my marriage proposal to you at once.
This is a world where people love other people, Gabe. YOU CANNOT MARRY A FILM. So stop trying on cinematic wedding gowns and admit that Envy deserves a closer inspection. And then please inspect it.
PS: u r my princess :3
I am seconding this. I’ve been lobbying for Envy for months and Gabe’s given me the ol’ cold shoulder every time. This film is awful. It is only by the grace of God that it wasn’t hyped to the point that it actually entered the cultural zeitgeist or in 10 years there would be Michael Ian Black wearily recalling the “WHERE DOES THE SHIT GO WE WANT TO KNOW” fad of the early 21st Century.