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 +6Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Dianne Rochenski (72 comments)

From now on yogurt parfaits are just going to look like granola, strawberries, blueberries, and bloated dead rats.

 +9Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Dianne Rochenski (72 comments)

With our eyes? I don’t get it!

Aphorisms! I see what you did there..

Someone else make the Shia Lebeouf callback.. I had to bartend during the MPLS zombi pub crawl and I’m still in no mood to talk about the un-dead

Awww.. for a second there I thought Will Smith had a new single. Put me back in the freezer.

 +4Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: Look Like This: The Social Network! (43 comments)

I’m with you on the sweaty feet thing. Socks are a must.. especially since I’m on my feet running around all day at work. Unfortunately, though, I ride a single speed bike to work so I’m already screwed hipster-wise. “NICE SOCKS” – people in cars

 +18Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: Look Like This: The Social Network! (43 comments)

Oh, and “SOCKS AREN’T FOR CLOSERS” nearly made me choke on my cracker with caviar and French’s mustard.

 +6Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: Look Like This: The Social Network! (43 comments)

And then Patrick Bateman chops you up into little pieces…

 +16Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: iCarly Spaghetti Tacos Remind Us That Kids Are The Worst (138 comments)

For example BROCCOLI. I still remember my dad telling me they were tiny trees and I was a giant… even until this day I love destroying broccoli. As for my 3 year old son all I have to say is “well Iron Man loves them” and blam-o

 0Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Professional Acting Advice (37 comments)

I can’t wait for Summer 2006!