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I can’t believe the chubby kid from Modern Family won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama
I just realized I’m too old to have old children’s DVDs lying around. My Zoobilee Zoo VHS tapes will just have to continue languishing in the corner, gathering dust until the heat death of the universe.
Unfortunately, their followup single, “Kale Chips and Hummus”, failed to chart, marking these kids as a One-Snack Wonder.
Does that make Lena Dunham your Tally?
Friday Night Lights: The Movie, based on a television show, based on a movie, based on a book, based on a true story
“These games are making me so hungry!” – The Hunger Games
This movie was worth it solely to see Simon Camden from 7th Heaven stoned out of his mind.
Yes, I remember in grade school where all the kids would hang out on the playground and talk about Emmy-winning character-driven dramas on cable television. Good old times.
Tom Cruise just read this post, and just to show all of us he’s not anti-Semitic, he went back in time and made a movie about killing Hitler.
Lady Gaga’s inbox also has a message from Moe from the Three Stooges asking for his haircut back! Lady Gaga, you are so bad at returning your friends’ things!
*if it were about!
I propose that we cannibalize my infant grammar skills (what?)
I would be much more interested in this movie if about cannibalizing Jack Black’s career as a solution to the oversaturation of terrible high-concept comedies.
(Metaphors, how do they work?)
played by ted danson
Gabe hangs out in front of the Ugly Shirt emporium?!
(I Can See Russia From the) Alaska Shore
I also don’t understand why downvoting comments gives you a nice green checkmark instead of a red x! From an aesthetic viewpoint, I mean! “Yes, this is the worst comment! Hooray! You did it!”
Why is my grandfather playing a cover of the CSI theme song on tv?
Autotune jokes! In 2010! Bud Light, I am glad you are on top of this very new cutting-edge trend that no one has ever mocked before
But Ponyo was robbed!
The Princess Dairies
Jesus Christ Udderstar
Spencer and Heidi from The Hills*. Preferably in a remote area of a third-world country where no one would notice or care that they were gone.
*In my defense, they are non-fictional people. These people cannot exist in a logical universe. I’m 99% sure they’re projected monsters created from the fears of our inner psyche ala Jacob’s Ladder.