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 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

I can’t believe the chubby kid from Modern Family won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama

 +5Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Please Send Your Old DVDs To This Texas Children's Hospital (24 comments)

I just realized I’m too old to have old children’s DVDs lying around. My Zoobilee Zoo VHS tapes will just have to continue languishing in the corner, gathering dust until the heat death of the universe.

 +12Posted on Aug 14th, 2012 | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Hot Cheetos & Takis" (14 comments)

Unfortunately, their followup single, “Kale Chips and Hummus”, failed to chart, marking these kids as a One-Snack Wonder.

 +6Posted on Jun 18th, 2012 | re: Girls Season Finale Open Thread (46 comments)

Does that make Lena Dunham your Tally?

 +5Posted on Feb 15th, 2012 | re: Friday Night Lights Movie Script Almost Done! (4 comments)

Friday Night Lights: The Movie, based on a television show, based on a movie, based on a book, based on a true story

 +24Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (82 comments)

“These games are making me so hungry!” – The Hunger Games

 +15Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Super 8 (86 comments)

This movie was worth it solely to see Simon Camden from 7th Heaven stoned out of his mind.

 +10Posted on Oct 12th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E12: Blowing The Whistle On Big Beans (89 comments)

Yes, I remember in grade school where all the kids would hang out on the playground and talk about Emmy-winning character-driven dramas on cable television. Good old times.

 +20Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Social Network (144 comments)

 +9Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: Les Grossman: The Movie (61 comments)

Tom Cruise just read this post, and just to show all of us he’s not anti-Semitic, he went back in time and made a movie about killing Hitler.

 +9Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video, You Guys (144 comments)

Lady Gaga’s inbox also has a message from Moe from the Three Stooges asking for his haircut back! Lady Gaga, you are so bad at returning your friends’ things!

 +1Posted on Jun 4th, 2010 | re: Exciting Mystery: Who Is Gulliver's Travels's Target Audience? (57 comments)

*if it were about!

I propose that we cannibalize my infant grammar skills (what?)

 +1Posted on Jun 4th, 2010 | re: Exciting Mystery: Who Is Gulliver's Travels's Target Audience? (57 comments)

I would be much more interested in this movie if about cannibalizing Jack Black’s career as a solution to the oversaturation of terrible high-concept comedies.

(Metaphors, how do they work?)

 +8Posted on May 14th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Law & Order (40 comments)

played by ted danson

 +4Posted on Mar 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)

Gabe hangs out in front of the Ugly Shirt emporium?!

 +31Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy (260 comments)

This movie did not even succeed as being the best movie about fully grown adults whose wealth turns them into 14-year-old retards!

 +2Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Let's Make Up Stupid Names For Sarah Palin's Stupid Reality Show (160 comments)

(I Can See Russia From the) Alaska Shore

 +3Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. RickRoll (51 comments)

I also don’t understand why downvoting comments gives you a nice green checkmark instead of a red x! From an aesthetic viewpoint, I mean! “Yes, this is the worst comment! Hooray! You did it!”

 +9Posted on Feb 7th, 2010 | re: Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread (98 comments)

Why is my grandfather playing a cover of the CSI theme song on tv?

 +18Posted on Feb 7th, 2010 | re: Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread (98 comments)

Autotune jokes! In 2010! Bud Light, I am glad you are on top of this very new cutting-edge trend that no one has ever mocked before

 +6Posted on Feb 2nd, 2010 | re: 2010 Academy Award Nominees, Guys (203 comments)

But Ponyo was robbed!

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Phone Mooth

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

The Princess Dairies

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Jesus Christ Udderstar

 +6Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Who Should Die On TV? (168 comments)

Spencer and Heidi from The Hills*. Preferably in a remote area of a third-world country where no one would notice or care that they were gone.

*In my defense, they are non-fictional people. These people cannot exist in a logical universe. I’m 99% sure they’re projected monsters created from the fears of our inner psyche ala Jacob’s Ladder.