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 0Posted on Sep 26th, 2012 | re: It Turns Out This Is Just An Ad For Candy (28 comments)

So I saw John Legend in the thumbnail for this video and watched it because I will watch anything that man has to say.

 +5Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Reasons NOT To Vote For Barack Obama (77 comments)

Well if a six-year-old says so, I probably shouldn’t vote for Obama. I mean, six years of learned wisdom is hard to argue with.

 +2Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: "Top Story About Pooping Pants At School" (42 comments)

Sorry, I didn’t mean to reply to your comment! I don’t know why it did that :(

 +2Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: "Top Story About Pooping Pants At School" (42 comments)

Oh cool, now I’m really excited to move to Missouri.

 +21Posted on Feb 24th, 2012 | re: A Few Nice, Normal Engagement Photos (16 comments)

Aw, that girl’s eyes are just as dead as Kristen Stewart’s. How perfect.

 0Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: Middle School Yearbook's Hilarious "Five Worst People" (57 comments)

Journalism: You’re doing it wrong

 0Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Summer: Movie Posters (65 comments)

So despite the fact that, from the movie poster, The Trip looks awful, I will still probably see it because I love Rob Brydon. He’s so funny! And Welsh!

Also, the kid from Terri went to my high school. And I actually did know him. We’re friends on Facebook, donchaknow.

 +4Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: UCLA Student Teaches the World About Manners (89 comments)

I think I made the right decision going to Berkeley. Here we just have fights between Muslim and Jewish student groups and overly-idealistic protests that don’t really accomplish much but will be re-appropriated by the university administration in 20 years to sell Berkeley as a ‘progressive’ campus.

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: UCLA Student Teaches the World About Manners (89 comments)

Yeeeah, Berkeley representin’!

 +5Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: MTV's Skins Is Not Child Porn (78 comments)

Well, I mean, I know a guy who at 17 nearly got arrested for grand theft and credit card fraud (or whatever those charges are called in England) for stealing someone’s credit card then using it at a series of restaurants and bars in a drunken stupor but got off because the police couldn’t prove it was him who signed all the bills. I also know a girl who started drinking at 13 and got a DUI at 17 and had to go to rehab.

So my teenage years were nothing like Skins, but some people’s were.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Honoring Martin Luther King Day, Internet-Style (59 comments)

I sometimes wonder if people every walk by him when he’s filming and what they think is going on if they do.

 +5Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Christmas Specials Edition (198 comments)

This is one of the three Polish words my Polish grandmother ever taught me. Bless her <3

Yes, honest. Like being honest about the fact that your parents are pastors and you tried to become famous as a gospel singer but failed miserably so now you’ll do anything for attention? That kind of honesty?

 0Posted on Sep 11th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Country Strong Trailer (44 comments)

While I was watching this, my roommate started playing the Night Man song really loudly and it made this trailer 937598475 times better.

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: Sidney Dalton Tore Down Justin Bieber Posters (80 comments)

Yeah, ten minutes is pretty much my threshold for teenage girls and their shit too.

 +3Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: LOLk Deposit Of The Day (14 comments)

My fave is “I’ll never let go, Jack”

 +7Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: LOLk Deposit Of The Day (14 comments)

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: Eat, Pray, YIKES! (33 comments)

What I also don’t get is why someone would spend $20K on a vacation to India. Maybe prices have gone up recently (which is certainly possible), but my friend went to India for three months a few years ago and said he only spent something like $700USD.

 +6Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: C.R.E.A.SNOOKI (31 comments)

He is SO worth it.

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Ben Quayle Would Like To Represent Arizona's Snoreth District (79 comments)

Also, I would like to point out that while drug cartels are a serious problem in Mexico and kill thousands of people annually, there is hardly any violence on our side of the border.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2007474,00.html

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Ben Quayle Would Like To Represent Arizona's Snoreth District (79 comments)

When I was in Oaxaca, I told one guy I was from Los Angeles and he was like, “Oh, so basically Mexico, right?” Yeah, pretty much.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For The Justin Bieber 3D Biopic That Is Real? (99 comments)

Maybe he meant ‘literally’ the way Rachel Zoe means ‘literally’

 +2Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: The Justin Bieber Fan Club (80 comments)

She’s such a cute little rockstar!

 +8Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: The Justin Bieber Fan Club (80 comments)

I thought you were just supposed to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?