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This role should probably definitely be offered to Suri Cruise.

 +26Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Lucky Coin: The We Killed Osama Bin Laden Coin (40 comments)

CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!

 +20Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook (66 comments)

I’m pretty sure that had I not read GP’s in-depth and provocative and appropriately lengthy investigation of the Emmys, I would have definitely probably wandered purposelessly into the street and gotten hit by a car that she may or may not have been driving.

When Gwyneth lives, other people don’t die.

 +6Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE! (69 comments)

So to believe in America is to believe that Texas should secede from the union, yes? Oh, okay excellent in that case I believe Rick Perry should stfu and sit down.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: Nicholas Sparks Is Creating A TV Show, Finally (49 comments)

There is no god. The angel is skitzophrenic.

Um, I’m here to audition for American idol?

 +8Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E12: Season Finale (85 comments)

Here’s a thought- maybe the Fairy World from the beginning of the series was the Matrix and Sookie metaphorically chose the blue pill (wherein she jumped off the cliff with her grandpa) meaning that we’re NEVER going to get to know the magical mystery behind it.

 +18Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E12: Season Finale (85 comments)

My favorite part was when Renee the sociopath, serial killer, baby possessor, came back to tell Arlene to be careful of dangerous Terry. I wonder what they’ll come up with that trumps being a sociopath serial killer who possesses babies.

Remember that part where Jason got all high from drinking enough vampire blood to heal his burnt off blinded face? Oh yeah, that didn’t happen…. maybe he didn’t inhale?

Hey remember that part where Jason got all high from drinking enough vampire blood to heal his burnt off blinded face? Oh yeah, that didn’t happen…. maybe he didn’t inhale?

 +4Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Entourage S08E07: Deus Ex Millionaire (27 comments)

Also hey, Vince was drinking. So just pretend that rehab thing never happened.