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 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook (66 comments)

Doesn’t own a castle now, does he?

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's (ANNOTATED) Emmys Scrapbook (66 comments)

The best moment of Contagion was when they open up her brains and find no clue.

 0Posted on Sep 10th, 2011 | re: This Week in GIFs (10 comments)

Third World Blues:

This page used up my broadband bandwidth.

 0Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Rick Santorum Fails To Rest His Case (68 comments)

More sanatoriums.

This is fucking hilarity! I would call this farcical if I didn’t know this was real! I mean…it’s not real…GP’s life is so removed from ground reality and all but the post is real. She actually wrote this garbage! Like, a teenager saying – “Today was the worst day of my life…ever! I had a pimple!”.

But, at least, you can expect them to grow up. Here the chances are so bleak…I mean this woman is supposed to be a grown up in every way…but is only legally grown up.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Is "Freezing Her Ass Off," And "A Fucking Liar" (85 comments)

This comment would be great if it was the GIF itself instead of it’s explanation.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Is "Freezing Her Ass Off," And "A Fucking Liar" (85 comments)

I am so glad that you lived to tell this tale!

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Roger Ebert Is Still The Best & Katherine Heigl Is Still The Worst (39 comments)

Also, I agree with you. He was probably one of the greats early on but I remember a time when almost every DVD I picked up had “Two-Thumbs Up!” (Sometimes “Two-Thumbs Up!…Way Up!!) pasted on it.

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Roger Ebert Is Still The Best & Katherine Heigl Is Still The Worst (39 comments)

Don’t forget that he also gave that Nic Cage POS ‘Knowing’ four stars.

Okay, let me say that again: Roger Ebert gave ‘Knowing’ FOUR STARS!!

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Gwyneth Paltrow Nourishes Her Inner Aspect (15 comments)

Don’t know that but loved it!

But the incident which still haunts me is when Kathrine Heigel called her manager, said “Feminism” and slammed the phone down.

Love you, Gabe!

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (92 comments)

Wow. Can’t wait to read your book (sarcasm)

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: New Year, Same Gwyneth (19 comments)

Jeez, where’s the shutup button?

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Dances With Clowns (4 comments)

7 minute commercial? Gwyneth Paltrow? Not watching.

Face Rubbed in Awfulness.

This comes as close to a satire as anything I have seen which is not a satire.

 +1Posted on Jul 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

And, um, all that was not in reply to ‘Alice…’ nomination.

 -1Posted on Jul 24th, 2011 | re: Zach Braff Not Gay Says Zach Braff (50 comments)

Who the fuck cares! One of the last thing on earth I want to be thinking about is Zach Barf’s sex-life!

 0Posted on Jul 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love And Other Drugs (92 comments)

I have tried watching this film thrice and failed.

For some reason, I just can’t tolerate Jack Gyllenhall ‘duding it up’! The opening montage, hence, was for me cringe worthy enough to just not watch this. (Please, be gay Jack!) Also I completely blame Tom Cruise for these kind of roles.. Also, when I got to know that Hathway has some awful disease I totally gave up. Seems like I made the right decision!

I would also like to nominate When In Rome, all films starring Katharine Hegell, The Kids Are Alright (it was kind of okay but would love to read Gabe’s take on it) and Gulliver’s Travels (Jack Black).

 0Posted on Jul 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Spread (77 comments)

Of course, I was wondering while reading the review if I have seen it cause it sounded so familiar! Except, I would have remembered that awful put upon voice!

BTW, I also remember hating that Audrey Tautou flick.

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors (88 comments)

I really liked that book. It made me an atheist.

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors (88 comments)

DJ AIDS

 +1Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors (88 comments)

I totally second, and if possible, third, fourth and fifth this. Even though the old lady on the ceiling was awesome!

Also “Priest”!

 +3Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Videogum's Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011 (67 comments)

Was pretty excited about the Cronenberg flick until:

Keira Knightley. Playing mad.

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2011 | re: Videogum's Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011 (67 comments)

I love her since “A Good Girl” and “Friends with Money”. I also agree that she’s a great comic actor.
Oh, and also liked her a lot in “The Switch”.