It’s a 15 year old cat that’s clearly sick, and he and Anna Faris gave it away because she’s ‘pre pregnant.’

The last year(s) of that cat’s life? Probably going to be peeing under a bed in a strange new place. Hopefully Pratt’s at least paying for food and medicine (and to put the hting down when the new owner’s had enough).

They don’t call her Dr. Sunken Tits for nothing.

I am so against that, it is awful, and yet, so perfect.

Nah, she’s right. Hollywood has a hard-on for waifs in trauma. Mad Men aside, women with big racks don’t really get the same parts. I guess because some people find them too distracting, can’t equate grief with a boner?

I have to laugh at this. Yes, it happened in Montreal, they may not see it through the prism of American racial politics, as people are often expected to do when it makes no sense.

But guess what? Quebec and Montreal have their own history of absolutely lovely anti Afro Canadian sentiment, especially when it comes to Jamaicans and Haitians. Quebecers can start dressing up in blackface, and they do, when they stop blaming things on the immigrant vote.

Is there any chance, whatsoever, that people will reach a consensus on an actress doing a good job portraying Marilyn Monroe? Because she’s not a person anymore, she’s a poster in a dorm room and a million drag queens and drunk Halloween guests. Even if you’ve seen all her movies, or ‘behind the scenes,’ most people don’t know how she acted or even what she sounded like ‘for real.’

Okay, but someone’s going to have to fish Tara Reid out of the Palms Casino pool.

The problem is obvious. They were already using their hands as vaginas, so there wasn’t much left to write with except…

their toes, of course.