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 +1Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best (45 comments)

I’d like this more, if I could.

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: The Juggalos Are Breaking This One Wide Open (73 comments)

good to see they put sugar slam where she belongs. #shauvenistgum

 -3Posted on Mar 16th, 2010 | re: Posted By Popular Demand: Chat Roulette Piano Improv Guy (42 comments)

Fake.

 +7Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: Awesome Video For An Awesome Song (99 comments)

Finally, the Christian music industry has picked up on No Wave. This is their “James Chance and the Contortions.”

 +3Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

This week I posted my highest-voted post ever and, I won’t lie, I kinda dreamed about going for the gold. However, I’m very proud to have been beat (mercilessly) by such hilarious posts. You all deserve it in spades :)

 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: The Movie (49 comments)

I was JUST about to say this.

 +41Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The Reset Button (139 comments)

This may be a little off topic, but I had to share.
So last night, for valentine’s day, my wife prepared dinner for me when I got home from work. To set the “mood,” she actually printed up everybody’s Videogum valentines and taped them all over our apartment. I may not post as often as some other monsters, but I definitely do my fair share of lurking… enough that my wife knew to plaster all your smart ass valentines on our walls/mirrors/guitars/etc.

 +2Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: A New Theme Song For Event Horizon, Finally (23 comments)

I took a law class in high school as well. Our final exam was to write the constitution from memory onto blank sheets of paper.

 -2Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Fading Of The Cries Is Tommy Wiseau's The Room But With Swords (59 comments)

This reminds me of “Ink,” which was a terrible abomination of a film.

 0Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Shy Ronnie, My Ninjas! (78 comments)

I laughed SO HARD at the idea of there being a “GUNT” watching the parody, and even harder viewing their myspace. AWESOME. They need to tour with Vampire Mooose and I’d totally go.

 +14Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: "Christian Side Hug," By Popular Demand (74 comments)

and blowjobs!

 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: Noah Baumbach Is Getting Older Or Something (41 comments)

I’m so jaded by your superciliousness.

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I'm Still Tasteless (47 comments)

fight tears. shit. ok, mulligan. when will we be endowed with deletion powers around here?

 +1Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Glee S01E09: Two Weeks L8r, I'm Still Tasteless (47 comments)

I had to fear tears while watching tv with my wife so she wouldn’t make fun of me.

 +4Posted on Nov 10th, 2009 | re: You Win, Lady Gaga (96 comments)

I feel like maybe Lady Gaga saw “Sleep Away Camp” at a very young age. Half her poses remind me of that creepy ass final shot.

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: V: You Crazy For This One, Earthlings (47 comments)

Alright, I’m going to put my nerd hat on, here. V (at least the original mini series) was written as an allegory for the rise of the Nazi party. Now, clearly there are some errors in the writers’ perspective of the Nazi’s progress in a constitutional democracy, but that was the intention. I have severe doubts that any changes have been made in order to make some sort of commentary regarding the current administration. Just take it all as Nazi stuff and it shouldn’t be so upsetting.

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

The Science of Bleep
(a brief history of censorship)
Mod Dog and Glory
(a hip dog in the 70′s has his day)

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are (122 comments)

this comment is perhaps more poignant than I found the movie to be as I watched it, but now I’m thinking back and there were definitely “moments” (that’s what jonze does best, right gabe?) like that all throughout the movie. I was not disappointed by the film, but it certainly didn’t have some of the qualities I expected. it is what it is, however, and I accept it on its own terms. I’m going to keep the wheels turning, though, because I think it has more to offer beneath the surface.

 0Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: That's Your Mayor: Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake (28 comments)

from this point forward, when someone says something I don’t like to me, I will invoke God’s blessings repeatedly.

I remember Thundercats being a lot less creepy and a lot more exciting.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Modern Family: A Poor Man's (Attempt At) Arrested Development? (57 comments)

since we’re discussing A.D. for whatever reason,

at the risk of being down-voted, “sit down, shut up” has greatly improved.
we should watch it now.

 +14Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Happy 9/11 Day, You Guys (49 comments)

sounds like it was pretty tough for you.

 0Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Happy 9/11 Day, You Guys (49 comments)

superfluity.

 +1Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Mike Tyson Is Going To Eat Conan O'Brien's Asshole Alive (37 comments)

interacting with Tyson is like petting a pit-bull.

 +1Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: NSFW: Right, Yes, A Twilight Dildo, Of Course (60 comments)

maybe it’s to prolong the life of the batteries?