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 0Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: DAD DANCE BREAK! (22 comments)

Seriously. I can’t wait to be a dad…

You know whats worse than being Brad Pitt’s stunt double?
Being shorter than the real Brad Pitt.

 -1Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

We’re all forgetting something here. Taco Bell. Taco Bell doesn’t care who you are, what you believe…its still tasty when drunk…and everyone gets the poos after you eat it. I win. Case closed. Tacos for all.

 0Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Desert Island Celebrity Dream Date? (37 comments)

Also, how has no one said Gwyenth Paltrow yet?

 +1Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Desert Island Celebrity Dream Date? (37 comments)

Alison Brie, cause even if I struck out (which I totally would strike out) she’d be cool about it and we could make each other laugh

 +1Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory (32 comments)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoOooOooo!
Why Michael Bay!?

I suppose this is what it feels like to get old…watching everything you loved about your childhood be destroyed. In a big needless explosion. In space.

 +1Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray (125 comments)

stormtrooper: “I CAN’T BELIVE YOU SLEPT WITH MY BROTHER!”

stormtrooper’s girlfriend: “HE LEFT HIS HELMET ON!!!”

 +5Posted on Aug 2nd, 2011 | re: The Real Johnny Bananas Sues Entourage (31 comments)

should’ve gone with Drama Llama

 0Posted on Jul 4th, 2011 | re: Hot Dog Rock For The United States Of America #1! (27 comments)

aww…fail…i don’t know how to do html pictures…or maybe its not html and i just made all giggle…

Link here for fail recovery:

second attempt…

 0Posted on Jul 4th, 2011 | re: Hot Dog Rock For The United States Of America #1! (27 comments)

Is it racist to have the black guy holding up the sign that says “dog?” Why does he have to be the one “saying” dog?
Oh America, you never disappoint!

Also…how about hot dog/burger/other stuff? pizza……

 0Posted on Apr 17th, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES (66 comments)

Do you think that with Bipolar 2 Catherine will flip to the other end of the spectrum and date younger guy? cause i’m available for that….

(also, this publicity of Bipolar 2 gives me great hope that my sister and father will finally get the medical attention they need…my mom and i just called it “dodge the flying objects till there is laughter again” time)

 +1Posted on Apr 17th, 2011 | re: APPLE STORE DANCE TO CHECK IT OUT!! (97 comments)

I think the bear hat is distracting everyone from the wedgie pickage at 1:09….
and i agree…anytime I’m about to ruin someone’s fun, i believe a good hearty “There ya go” is in order.

is that the creepy robot thing from Showbiz?