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Seriously. I can’t wait to be a dad…
You know whats worse than being Brad Pitt’s stunt double?
Being shorter than the real Brad Pitt.
We’re all forgetting something here. Taco Bell. Taco Bell doesn’t care who you are, what you believe…its still tasty when drunk…and everyone gets the poos after you eat it. I win. Case closed. Tacos for all.
Also, how has no one said Gwyenth Paltrow yet?
Alison Brie, cause even if I struck out (which I totally would strike out) she’d be cool about it and we could make each other laugh
Why Michael Bay!?
I suppose this is what it feels like to get old…watching everything you loved about your childhood be destroyed. In a big needless explosion. In space.
stormtrooper: “I CAN’T BELIVE YOU SLEPT WITH MY BROTHER!”
stormtrooper’s girlfriend: “HE LEFT HIS HELMET ON!!!”
should’ve gone with Drama Llama
aww…fail…i don’t know how to do html pictures…or maybe its not html and i just made all giggle…
Is it racist to have the black guy holding up the sign that says “dog?” Why does he have to be the one “saying” dog?
Oh America, you never disappoint!
Also…how about hot dog/burger/other stuff? pizza……
Do you think that with Bipolar 2 Catherine will flip to the other end of the spectrum and date younger guy? cause i’m available for that….
(also, this publicity of Bipolar 2 gives me great hope that my sister and father will finally get the medical attention they need…my mom and i just called it “dodge the flying objects till there is laughter again” time)
I think the bear hat is distracting everyone from the wedgie pickage at 1:09….
and i agree…anytime I’m about to ruin someone’s fun, i believe a good hearty “There ya go” is in order.
is that the creepy robot thing from Showbiz?