Classic Horace.

But at least it provides the PERFECT time to make that “fake and gay” joke.

I’m no photoshop expert, you guys; but I’m pretty sure this is definitely photoshopped.

All I have to say is the guy in the background in the suit is THE BEST. I have so many questions about that guy!

When I was in college, we would always get offers to go to free advance movie screenings. I went to go see the Lord of War screening, and, well, Lions Gate accidentally sent the theater the Undiscovered, starring Ashlee Simpson. Pretty much the most confusing 15 minutes of my life.

So, uhm, I used to date this girl who had a roommate? And this roommate started dating Tucker Max? And then left Tucker Max to marry Ian Ziering?! WOOF. Sometimes life is just TOO MUCH.

Directed by Roman Polanski.

The tumbling “rocks” reminded me of the styrofoam rocks they used to throw at the kids climbing the AggroCrag on GUTS – I was seriously expecting GLITTER EXPLOSIONS at any moment.

Okay, I am no Professor in Indian or Race Studies, over here, nor have I watched more than that 90 second clip that was posted yesterday, but I am going to go ahead and say – yes, “Outsourced” is racist and very much THE WORST.

The show’s attempt at comedy is not derived from the cleverness/wittiness of the characters themselves, but from them doing the dumbest, unfunny things in a goofy, exaggerated, and awful Indian caricatures. For instance, the clip posted yesterday features 1) a guy quoting Glengarry Glen Ross 2) a girl singing and 3) a guy dancing and singing. None of these things, on their own, would be remotely funny to anyone. If this show was a bunch of white guys doing such things, America would be all, “wtf.” But, throw in some HILARIOUS INDIANS doing them in GOOFY ACCENTS, then we have AMERICAN COMEDY GOLD. Ugh.