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 +4Posted on Nov 21st, 2012 | re: This Dubstep Video Is A Thanksgiving Miracle (11 comments)

Finally my Dragon House and Videogum obsessions are one. #sytycd #dohashtagsworkhere? #hello? #isthisthingon?

 +8Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: A Bunch Of Movie Characters Smashing Through Glass (3 comments)

I’m sick and tired of people missing perfectly good opportunities to use the word ‘defenestration’.

 +5Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel Live (11 comments)

Which rapper can do a great impression of both Slick Rick and Ross Perot? Dana Dane Carvey

 +6Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Ad For A Restaurant (59 comments)

 +1Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Ad For A Restaurant (59 comments)

Dammit, I can’t ever embed stuff good on here. I’ve tried all of the code things I know. Help?

 +8Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Ad For A Restaurant (59 comments)

[img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhkh5oqfa31qbey65o1_500.gif"]

“Are you being sarcastic dude?” – Me
“I don’t even know anymore” – This video

 +8Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

This review is my inner dialogue verbatim while watching this crap video last night. Thanks for putting it in emailable format for me. p.s. stay out of my head!

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

Dammit, how do you interneters make with the photos?

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

http://imgur.com/Pyl9M
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 +1Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum (61 comments)

No one? No one wants to mention the special bus?

 +9Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes (54 comments)

Best promo for Season 3 of Eastbound and Down ever.

 0Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: All Nate Doggs Go To Heaven (24 comments)

Understated. Underrated. Now all heaven’s regulated.
And Nate Dogg’s cane is thunder plated.

I’m glad to read your take on this this morning b/c when I saw this headline popping around the web last night I watched the video and my main thought was “um, that’s what hidden cameras catch me saying all the time.” Also, you would not believe the jokes I’d laugh at if $5M for one of the few reliable sources of international journalism was on the line.

 +2Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: The SEO Rapper (61 comments)

FTPenis

 +3Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: I Wanna Dance With Somebody, In Particular With This Dude (47 comments)

First I was like “oh nice, i’m gonna totally laugh at this guy cause I am better than him and he is foolish” but then I was like “oh no, he is better than me and I feel jealous of his unabashed joyousness” and finally I was like “oh well, at least I’ve been reminded to take greater pleasure in life’s simple joys and not be such a crabass all the time.”

 +1Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 | re: That's Your Picnic: Albanian Picnic (69 comments)

OMG, Albania looks amazing. SO going there!

What, am I the only one here with armpit hair?

Regis Philbin to star in “Desperately Seeking Armpit Hair”

 +11Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies (281 comments)

I Know Which Magazines You Couldn’t Name Last Summer

 +4Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: The Tenth Autumn Jam Of 2010: Efi Thodi's "Se Gnorisa Sto Facebook" (66 comments)

Judging by the current snugness of my pants, this post should have gotten a “NSFW” heading.

 +2Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E08: This Show Is Just Gross. (39 comments)

Lafayette’s real special power is that he can’t identify when his mother’s face changes into a different woman’s face.