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R2D2, Esq.
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I hear what you guys are saying about inviting a lunatic on the show and then being surprised that she’s a lunatic. But remember the part of the video where that lady stated, in no uncertain terms, that if she didn’t get her daughter botox to keep from sweating that the daughter would then go to a WITCH DOCTOR (!!!!) to get it done herself? That seems like a fair breaking point to me.

Not Skittlebrau?

 +31Posted on May 22nd | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

AYO I don’t condone captivity but anyone who lets themselves end up in a zoo is weak.

 +23Posted on May 22nd | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: B-Hole At The Zoo (61 comments)

There’s a pussy on both sides of the glass.

 +7Posted on May 22nd | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

 +12Posted on May 22nd | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

What about robot lawyers? Can they apply? I’m asking for a friend. A friend who is a robot and a lawyer and comments on Videogum kind of a lot.

 +9Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

You can sail on my Battleship
attleship attleship eh eh eh
On my Battleship
attleship attleship eh eh eh
On my Battleship
attleship attleship eh eh eh

 +14Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

Fredo, you’re my older brother, and I love you. But don’t ever take sides with anyone against the Battleship again. Ever.

 +7Posted on May 22nd | re: None Of Rihanna's Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship (52 comments)

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina, and I work on this battleship.

 +6Posted on May 22nd | re: Donald Trump Congratulates Will Smith (18 comments)

Always lead with requests for more gay panic. That’s Marketing 101.

“…coupon blogger (which now we are all just apparently agreeing that’s a term we accept as a real type of human being? Fuuuuuuuuuu)…” – trampoline accident blogger

 +10Posted on May 22nd | re: BNPG: Talk Show Sequels (19 comments)

The Tomorrow Show

 +3Posted on May 22nd | re: BNPG: Talk Show Sequels (19 comments)

Taped With Kelly

 +19Posted on May 22nd | re: Oh Good, You Can Finally Smell Like The Avengers Wait What? (35 comments)

Now we’ll be able to identify nerds by appearance and scent.

 +7Posted on May 21st | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Thank You Facebook Song" (13 comments)

If I ever have to explain to someone what I mean by “second hand embarrassment”, I’m just going to send them a link to this video.

 +8Posted on May 21st | re: Summer Jam 2012: "Thank You Facebook Song" (13 comments)

A love song to a corporation? We really need to get Citizens United overturned, you guys.

 +50Posted on May 21st | re: Kristen Stewart Has The World's Shittiest Life (56 comments)

That’s funny, I was just thinking how it would be really awesome if things went smoothly for a while and I made a fuck ton of money to boot.

 +22Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

Hey, guys! I was at a bar in my neighborhood on Friday afternoon (Mission Dolores was the bar, in case any of you were wondering about that part), and the actress who plays Shae was there! She’s pretty.

 +4Posted on May 21st | re: Nick Stahl Missing Persons Update (18 comments)

Sucks that he’s going to be in rehab for all the Memorial Day parties.

 +14Posted on May 21st | re: Harry Potter Turns Into Hunger Games For Owls (30 comments)

Hundreds of owls? That means hundreds (thousands?) of parents bought their children birds of prey because they liked a wizard book. Good job, everyone.

 +2Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

No way. It’s definitely a can of cranberry sauce that’s been dumped out onto the table.

 +18Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

Insouption

 +9Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

Chowder Island

 +13Posted on May 17th | re: New Krispy Kreme Track Drops! (Two Days Ago!) (39 comments)

“This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing. This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing. This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing. This can’t be for real. But on the other hand, why not? Those kids are young and it’s totally plausible that they lack the self awareness to understand that they look kind of ridiculous. No, this has to be some kind of joke rap thing.” – me