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+2Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: The Thinny Hair Holder Spokeshostage (21 comments)
She was in Mars Attacks!, right?
+1Posted on Apr 2nd, 2009 | re: Help Me, Country Music TV Production Coordinator, You're My Only Hope (2 comments)
Sigh….I’m from Nashville. It’s real.
+1Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Two Bad Pranks For April Fool's Day (18 comments)
THAT’S an SUV? Really. Are they in Lilliput?
+2Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: This "Charlie" Guy Has A Lot Of Stalkers (12 comments)
Good Lord – 1:48 = I want to dip him in egg wash, and then a cornmeal batter, and then back in egg wash, and then back in cornmeal batter, delicately lay him in a bubbling hot pan of grease, fry him up until he’s crispy and yet tender and flaky, and eat him.
With my fingers.
+3Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 | re: Oh My God This Baby Monkey Is So Cute (32 comments)
Dear ovies:
I will miss you. I understand why you ‘sploded though. It was worth it.
Love,
(now-sterile) Sexual Elf!
+1Posted on Mar 30th, 2009 | re: Everything You Think You Know About Beatboxing Is Wrong (8 comments)
Was I the only one mesmerized by the dude’s belt? I mean, it’s rhythmic, ever-so-subtle thrusting had me hypnotized from the get-go!
+15Posted on Mar 25th, 2009 | re: Homo-loving Liberal Elitist Grover Explains Marriage (17 comments)
I firmly believe that the basis of any stable relationship is a quality reach-around.
Jon Bovi?? Glaze of Blory? No? Come ooonnnn….
http://www.hulu.com/watch/109037/saturday-night-live-update-jon-bovi