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I’m not the only one that saw him try to eat that fly at 1:15 right???? RUN KIDS! RUN!
I prefer the audio book because it’s read by Gerard Depardieu.
Cool Blade Runnigz
I think Bill Nye missed the bigger point: How DID the moon get up there?
I liked the part where he implored haters from around the globe to contact him if they would like him to have intercourse with their women. Because of course.
Man, being white is hard.
Come on 2012! End this already.
why frightened rabbit? why????
I’m on a bloodbzzzzzz Ohio.
Ugh. Not knowing what role he’ll play will be the BANE of my existence.
Not to mention: “So this is what feels like when does cry.”
Celeste: There’s something wrong with what my Stacy says.
Malibu Stacy: [in a low voice] My spidey sense is tingling — anybody call
for a web-slinger?
First, the Mayan calendar predicted it…Now, science has confirmed it…but we never imagined it could literally happen.
Lemme just go ahead an update my Netflix queue…
“Anyway, I’m out running with a buddy of mine…”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….oh man…Classic Songer.
“SHE’S got the sound to rival BRITNEY, the looks to rival a PUSSYCAT DOLL and the cheek to rival PARIS HILTON.”
Wait…that’s a compliment?
There’s Something Wrong With Babysitter
Slumdog Thousandaire? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man! That guy knows comedy! Are you watching this Hollywood? Better sign him to an infinity movie deal.
Damn. I meant the Jay Leno of Jamie Foxx.
Regardless, neither makes sense. Stupid Ke$ha.
She is the Jay Leno to Jamie Foxx.
This new trailer has got me so psyched for Tron 2.
Clearly, I’ve fucked grammar.
Not be all judgmental, but this movie sounds like a whore.