I am very willing to talk about the Gossip Girl finale because I’m one of the sad few people who still watches regularly and – EVEN WORSE – I’m a Serena fan. No, not a fan of you, Blake. Just of the caricature of yourself, thank you very much.

So, point being, I am sad that Serena is letting members of mediocre bands nuzzle her neck in exchange for drugs, but I am soooooo happy the Chuck and Blair train finally arrived back at the station. Blair’s other horrible boyfriends and their even more horrible hair were giving me nightmares.