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I never thought I’d use “Jeff Garlin” and “the best thing about” in the same sentence, but I just did.
Always Be Cobbling.
FAKE!!!!!1!
Too bad that Taylor isn’t old enough to watch his funniest sketch on Hulu.
So this is what takes place in Delaware.
I actually like this a lot.
I can’t believe Brewer got away with posing as a newswoman too.
At least they’re not buying her marshmallows.
Fat people lose weight.
Dead Ringbacks.
Does the package include a room for my autoracist Asian friend?
Me: What is your secret to getting shitty modernized adaptations bought and produced?
“Dorian”: If I told you, I’d have to kill you.
(beat)
Me: Suriuzly?
“Dorian”: Suriuzly.
(beat)
Me: Fuck it, I’ll go.
The shirt in the last photo makes me think all this business might not be just for laughs.
This is just like what happened when I was planning my eighth birthday party. I said to my mom that I wanted a helicopter, and she said that this was her office. I told her she didn’t have enough connections, that her CV was too short. She started getting smart, so I told her to “touch me, just touch me.” She got up in my face, so right after I left I called up Pookie and them, and they took care of it.
I like how that guy had his haftorah portion branded into the back of his teeth, just like my friends and I do.
These are Ryan Gosling’s moms, right? (I wore it best.)
Now there’s no way We Are Heroes can lose.
What, the internet’s daddy couldn’t give it the means to do it on its own? Fiddy out!
Down where? I’m still not sure in which places I can use the stuff.





















Since when are thespians allowed on TV?