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 +9Posted on Dec 21st, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: James Franco Is A Spitter (33 comments)

Since when are thespians allowed on TV?

 +2Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: Gerard Butler And Jennifer Aniston Need New Pool Houses (28 comments)

I never thought I’d use “Jeff Garlin” and “the best thing about” in the same sentence, but I just did.

 +5Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live Christmas Special Open Thread (20 comments)

Always Be Cobbling.

 +14Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2009: A Retrospective (76 comments)

FAKE!!!!!1!

 +29Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Taylor Lautner Is 17 Years Old (51 comments)

Too bad that Taylor isn’t old enough to watch his funniest sketch on Hulu.

 +7Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Kids Make Incredible, Mildly Depressing Documentaries The Darndest Things (31 comments)

So this is what takes place in Delaware.

 +2Posted on Oct 12th, 2009 | re: The Cast Of The Today Show Are Pimps! They're Pimps Now! (7 comments)

I actually like this a lot.

 +4Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Whoops, THIS Is Your Mayor: East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer (37 comments)

I can’t believe Brewer got away with posing as a newswoman too.

 +1Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Kids Eat Their Pets The Darndest Things (27 comments)

At least they’re not buying her marshmallows.

 +4Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: Can We Think Of A More Boring Show Than This Show? (49 comments)

Fat people lose weight.

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 7 (300 comments)

Dead Ringbacks.

 +6Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Las Vegas Offers Hangover Themed Weekend To Assholes (29 comments)

Does the package include a room for my autoracist Asian friend?

 +4Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: The CGI Picture Of Dorian Gray 2.0 (73 comments)

Me: What is your secret to getting shitty modernized adaptations bought and produced?
“Dorian”: If I told you, I’d have to kill you.
(beat)
Me: Suriuzly?
“Dorian”: Suriuzly.
(beat)
Me: Fuck it, I’ll go.

 +22Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered (130 comments)

The shirt in the last photo makes me think all this business might not be just for laughs.

 +8Posted on Jul 31st, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Is This Real Life? (34 comments)

This is just like what happened when I was planning my eighth birthday party. I said to my mom that I wanted a helicopter, and she said that this was her office. I told her she didn’t have enough connections, that her CV was too short. She started getting smart, so I told her to “touch me, just touch me.” She got up in my face, so right after I left I called up Pookie and them, and they took care of it.

 +4Posted on Jul 30th, 2009 | re: The Coen Brothers Have Directed Other Movies Besides This Movie (37 comments)

I like how that guy had his haftorah portion branded into the back of his teeth, just like my friends and I do.

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2009 | re: Who Wore It Worse? (22 comments)

These are Ryan Gosling’s moms, right? (I wore it best.)

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2009 | re: The Greatest Fight Scene Of All Time (51 comments)

Now there’s no way We Are Heroes can lose.

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2009 | re: William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin's Farewell Speech W/ Bongos (12 comments)

What, the internet’s daddy couldn’t give it the means to do it on its own? Fiddy out!

 +5Posted on Jul 28th, 2009 | re: Get Rid Of Your Beastly Butt Odor, You Guys (60 comments)

Down where? I’m still not sure in which places I can use the stuff.