This is what the aliens who visit our planet after we destroy ourselves will find. They will then travel back in time so that they can destroy us directly themselves. And you know what. They would be right to do so.

Today I mourn for my hometown.
Boston just gave Dane Cook his own celebratory day in honor of his great works.
Look it up. I did. That’s the power of e-webs.
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/boston_daily/2008/08/29/dane-cook-has-his-day/

September 17th is now Dane Cook Day.
I can’t wait to see the Hallmark card for that.
I’m interested to see how one conveys in simple, terse prose a celebration of the act of running around in circles while yelling at teenage girls.