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 +6Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (45 comments)

I spent half the trailer trying to decide if that was Ralph Fiennes or Ben Kingsley. It’s Ralph! No it’s Ben! Nope, Ralph! Ohh, Voldemort…definitely Ralph.

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time (91 comments)

You’re all right! And now I’m crying, so… thanks?

Though I totally cried at Captain America this weekend, so maybe I’m just easily manipulated, and it’s Hollywood I should be “thanking”.

 +2Posted on Jun 27th, 2011 | re: Sasha Grey Is In The New Eminem Music Video, So (22 comments)

Did JJ Abrams direct this? Holy lens flares.

 +10Posted on May 25th, 2011 | re: This Dog Knows The Truth About Baths (43 comments)

Exactly! I can’t sit on the couch and watch a 2 hour movie, but put on a Law & Order marathon where I have seen every episode at least twice already and I will happily sit there all day. What is wrong with me?

 +10Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: This Dog Makes My Case About Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats (62 comments)

This explains a lot – I swear just the other day I just saw someone walking a fox on a leash like a dog in Houston. Team fox!

 +14Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: @birdiepup (78 comments)

You clearly have not seen a picture of Birdie because if you had you couldn’t possibly be mad. Because of all the adorableness.

So wait, is it +1 or -1 for the music video also sounding like a Weezer song.

 0Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Bookgum Now Live (30 comments)

I’m guessing it’s For Monsters By Monsters. Somehow For Men By Men was the first thing that came to mind, but since this isn’t The Daily Show and we’re not in a kitchen, I figured it was most likely Monsters. (Don’t ask me why The Daily Show reference was the first sexist thing that came to mind.)

I think you mean literally.

 +5Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Sad Keanu Attends A Child's Birthday Party (43 comments)

Boston monster here! We should def have a welcome to New England Pizza Party for Mans! Then he/she (sorry I have no idea – I feel like Mans is some sort of intentional name misdirection) will feel like we’re really super warm and welcoming around here – even though we totes don’t know how to do that because Puritans! (And this is coming from someone who LOVES Boston.)

 +6Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant (160 comments)

Coach Taylor before he was Coach Taylor. And also a crazy cat before the internet made cats famous. And, also, I clearly have always watched a lot of television.

 +8Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant (160 comments)

Also, he was in Joan of Arcadia as the kid who tried to kill himself. And he’s the other grocery store guy in the Fiber One commercials. I have an, um, unusual affection for the guy.

 +12Posted on Mar 22nd, 2010 | re: Demi Moore Is The New Big Fun (45 comments)

Right!

(And it makes me unreasonably happy that my first comment ever is on Heathers! Not that it’s a good comment, but francesca fiore needed an answer so that he doesn’t end up sitting in front of his computer crying. I’m saving lives here people! )