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 +33Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (267 comments)

Some of my favorite posts (according to my Facebook likes from the past few years), btw. In case anyone needs some weekend reading:

http://www.videogum.com/177022/teen-korner-justin-bieber-acts-dumb-to-remind-us-all-to-stay-in-school/franchises/teen-korner/
http://www.videogum.com/87941/thirtysomething_pilot_episode/nostalgia/
http://www.videogum.com/170072/taking-one-for-the-team-the-marriage-ref-live-taping/taking-one-for-the-team/
http://www.videogum.com/178232/keeping-track-of-jay-lenos-awfulness-is-getting-exhausting/tv/late-night/
http://www.videogum.com/178651/lets-pool-our-money-and-buy-casey-afflecks-mockumentary-about-joaquin-phoenix/movies/
http://www.videogum.com/187381/conan-obriens-legally-prohibited-from-being-funny-on-television-tour-a-review/top-stories/
http://www.videogum.com/189612/to-catch-a-falkor/webjunk/viral-video/
http://www.videogum.com/192622/these-aint-your-daddys-the-smurfs-quick-question-what-are-smurfs/movies/trailer/
http://www.videogum.com/204032/photobombing-comic-con-2010/photo/
http://www.videogum.com/231041/the-videogum-movie-club-the-social-network/franchises/the-videogum-movie-club/
http://www.videogum.com/239742/meet-ian-ziering-professional-cosmetics-company-representative/where-are-they-now/
http://www.videogum.com/249822/taking-one-for-the-team-the-brokencyde-concert-challenge/taking-one-for-the-team/
http://www.videogum.com/256201/the-10-best-movies-of-2010/photo/
http://www.videogum.com/259262/the-best-viral-videos-of-2010-a-retrospective/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/259881/15-ways-in-which-the-bachelor-will-be-different-this-season/tv/reality-tv/
http://www.videogum.com/263061/holy-shit-gwyneth-paltrow-gives-helpful-advice-to-busy-working-moms-like-herself/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/268222/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time-eat-pray-love/franchises/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/
http://www.videogum.com/294052/ashton-kutchers-new-anti-child-slavery-psa-campaign-is-insane/psas/
http://www.videogum.com/315391/more-like-snore-buyout/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/315611/gossip-girl-debate-who-is-gossip-girls-lead-actor/tv/
http://www.videogum.com/318422/an-open-letter-to-tom-cruises-sunday-outfit/behind-the-scenes/
http://www.videogum.com/319452/fastest-man-with-a-gun-who-ever-lived/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/320081/the-fifth-summer-jam-of-2011-hawthorne-country-day-schools-get-your-foot-off-my-foot/music-related-content/
http://www.videogum.com/322691/more-twitter-news-roger-ebert-hurt-bam-margeras-feelings/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/329011/beyonce-surprises-dancing-children-at-a-target-in-harlem/music-related-content/
http://www.videogum.com/339041/lets-all-make-up-our-own-fake-entourage-gossip-column-blind-items/top-stories/
http://www.videogum.com/344532/breaking-bad-s04e03-everyones-in-love-again/tv/recaps/
http://www.videogum.com/347172/teen-korner-a-slow-dance-for-teens/franchises/teen-korner/
http://www.videogum.com/348071/the-louis-ck-talking-to-dane-cook-scene-is-genuinely-important/top-stories/
http://www.videogum.com/349381/important-vincent-gallo-news-vincent-gallo-will-not-let-anyone-see-the-movies-he-makes-anymore-or-something/behind-the-scenes/
http://www.videogum.com/350722/paul-rudd-continues-to-be-very-appealing/webjunk/viral-marketing/
http://www.videogum.com/350421/the-new-bewitched-is-our-generations-bewitched/tv/
http://www.videogum.com/360791/jim-carreys-message-to-emma-stone-was-a-comical-love-letter-whatever-the-hell-that-even-means/backlashes/
http://www.videogum.com/369282/storycorps-commemorates-911-anniversary/news/
http://www.videogum.com/373331/a-young-man-performs-stand-up-comedy-on-the-morning-news-for-an-audience-of-children-wearing-hockey-outfits/tv/local-news/
http://www.videogum.com/408761/kitty-city-is-our-city/webjunk/viral-video/
http://www.videogum.com/441461/timothy-has-something-to-share-with-the-class/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/443851/friday-giveaway-a-signed-copy-of-chris-gethards-a-bad-idea-im-about-to-do-and-a-personalized-call-out/top-stories/
http://www.videogum.com/501931/how-are-we-supposed-to-feel-about-megan-on-mad-men/top-stories/
http://www.videogum.com/502691/a-skip-down-memory-lane-with-the-skipper/tv/local-news/
http://www.videogum.com/510852/this-is-just-a-good-ad-for-a-restaurant/free-advertising/
http://www.videogum.com/514011/miss-travel-seems-legitimate/webjunk/viral-marketing/
http://www.videogum.com/514522/lets-make-up-some-equally-stupid-new-mtv-movie-awards-categories/awards/
http://www.videogum.com/514922/dance-magick/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/520202/breaking-bad-characters-doing-student-council-election-campaign-videos-for-some-reason/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/532271/just-a-pretty-good-interview-with-two-girls-who-robbed-a-child/true-crime/
http://www.videogum.com/617981/fuck-this-elevator-prank/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/625961/teen-korner-yo-mtvs-millenials-blog-dawgs/franchises/teen-korner/
http://www.videogum.com/639031/the-best-viral-videos-of-2012-a-retrospective/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/660512/some-extraordinary-news/webjunk/viral-marketing/
http://www.videogum.com/680301/it-might-finally-be-time-to-admit-that-the-oscars-inherently-suck/awards/
http://www.videogum.com/708072/breaking-jennifer-garner-walks-past-tobey-maguire-without-noticing/photo/
http://www.videogum.com/721551/what-is-patrick-stewart-even-talking-about/celebrity-gossip/
http://www.videogum.com/729482/heaven-just-got-a-little-more-james-gandolfini/death/
http://www.videogum.com/731242/the-problem-with-the-internets-brand-of-fandom-and-breaking-bad/everyones-a-critic/
http://www.videogum.com/741402/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time-elizabethtown-redux/franchises/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/
http://www.videogum.com/744782/this-is-just-a-goodbye-post/news/
http://www.videogum.com/744992/lets-take-a-moment-here/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/753661/breaking-bad-s05e12-when-a-fire-starts-to-burn-right-and-it-starts-to-spread/tv/recaps/
http://www.videogum.com/754791/imagining-a-day-with-shailene-woodley/fiction/
http://www.videogum.com/758171/breaking-bad-s05e13-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh/tv/recaps/
http://www.videogum.com/760211/gwyneth-paltrows-english-garden-party/celebrity-autobiography/
http://www.videogum.com/763192/breaking-bad-s05e15-its-cough-cough-cough-not-cough-over/tv/recaps/
http://www.videogum.com/769281/quote-of-the-day-britney-spears-on-the-final-episode-of-breaking-bad/tv/
http://www.videogum.com/768972/an-astronauts-internal-monologue-while-on-the-way-to-hang-out-with-someone-who-definitely-only-wants-to-hang-out-so-she-could-ask-a-million-questions-about-the-movie-gravity/fiction/
http://www.videogum.com/777182/the-videogum-spooooooooooky-movie-club-rosemarys-baby/movies/the-videogum-spooky-movie-club/
http://www.videogum.com/780891/explaining-your-breaking-bad-engagement-photos-to-a-friend/random-fandom/
http://www.videogum.com/781641/name-something-you-know-about-zombies/tv/
http://www.videogum.com/781662/the-videogum-why-dont-you-caption-it-contest-jennifer-lawrences-mint-spill/franchises/why-dont-you-caption-it/
http://www.videogum.com/787322/10-more-life-hacks-that-you-need-to-know-for-christmas/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/789511/is-shia-labeouf-okay/bloopers/
http://www.videogum.com/790072/the-best-viral-videos-of-2013-a-retrospective/webjunk/
http://www.videogum.com/798591/meryl-streep-and-50-cent-do-have-fun-together/behind-the-scenes/
http://www.videogum.com/800362/double-dog-the-today-show-challenge/double-dog/

 +66Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (267 comments)

We’ll miss you, Kelly!

 +37Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (135 comments)

BTW, stay tuned for Kelly’s goodbye post. We’re not over quite yet!

 +2Posted on Feb 6th | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (31 comments)

I think I have some… somewhere. I will look for them, maybe give them away on Twitter?

 +23Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

Soft Gabe is a writer for Brooklyn 99. See if they can do a telethon?

 +14Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

I agree! But I don’t own the site — it’s a SPIN property. The goal would be to acquire it from them to keep it going…

 +35Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

kickstarter.com/pogs

 +37Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

> If Videogum cannot continue, can a bunch of monsters start a makeshift blog so we can still make fun of things like a family???

I’m looking into options. Assuming that this site can’t employ anyone full-time at the moment, what do you monsters wanna see happen to it? Some sort of submissions-only blog (vetted by me for now, I guess), a chat room, redirect to Birdie’s Instagram?

 +13Posted on Dec 19th, 2013 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2013: A Retrospective (47 comments)

I removed that months ago!

Hi monsters!

 +15Posted on Oct 3rd, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOoOoky Movie Club: The Innkeepers (57 comments)

Toro Y Mwahaha

 +10Posted on Sep 26th, 2013 | re: It's Time For Our Routine Checkup (173 comments)

I don’t think Stereogum commenters are misogynist and racist. Sometimes I guess. But much less so than the average comments section.

 +16Posted on Sep 26th, 2013 | re: It's Time For Our Routine Checkup (173 comments)

1) This is on the wishlist!
2) This isn’t really possible w/ the current plugin!
3) This also probably isn’t possible? Be careful how you vote! But I will talk to the product team about it.

 +76Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

))<>((

 +11Posted on Apr 26th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (39 comments)

“-Katherine Chloe Cahoon guest blogging”

Will work on this.

 +6Posted on Mar 8th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

Don’t worry about it, everyone makes that mistake.

 +9Posted on Mar 8th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

“Buzzfeed”

 +13Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Baller Photo Of Dustin Diamond (48 comments)

It was a B’Nai Mitzvah with my sister (she’s a year older), and skiing was the only hobby we could agree on. The centerpieces were skiers, and there were snowflakes on the table! I’ll try to find a photo.

Swear to god, though, that year I did go to a Bar Mitzvah where the theme was Absolut Vodka. It was around the time those magazine ads were really popular.

 +24Posted on Mar 27th, 2012 | re: Come Celebrate Videogum's Fourth Birthday! (53 comments)

Don’t make me turn this cake around!

 +13Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite TV Shows Of 2011 (90 comments)

There ya go

He just wanted to do something EPIC. Not cool, Colonial Forge High School.

 +11Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" - Your Television (33 comments)

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2011 | re: Playable Record Made Of Chocolate, LADIES (37 comments)

Innerpartysystem did this a few years ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esw64fn1AgM

 +37Posted on Jun 21st, 2011 | re: Terrible Lots-Of-Schools Woman Can Be Your Girlfriend (30 comments)

This was my stupid tip. I should’ve realized it was fake. Sorry everyone! I went to a lot of schools, really.

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: A Bottle Of Que Cologne (46 comments)

Whoops, we’ll add an end to the sweepstakes now.

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Meredith Vieira And The End Of Flash Mobs (38 comments)

Yes Lindsay I will fix that. I like how you think commenting on Videogum is an effective way to get my attention. (It is I guess.)

“IS THIS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET THROUGH TO YOU?” -Lindsay