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 +1Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

I don’t think they laughed nearly as much as I did trying to get through a minute of this.

 +10Posted on May 25th | re: That's Your Lawyer: Adam Reposa (39 comments)

I see they’re taking the new Dallas series in a completely different direction now.

 +3Posted on May 24th | re: How Many Actors Are There? (29 comments)

Andy Serkis can play an unlimited number of people/animals/creatures/ninja turtles.

 +12Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

“Where did Dan go after he was fired?”

You may want to check the Dreamatorium.

 +10Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

It couldn’t handle more than 4 digits, so it got stuck at 9999 for all of eternity (or until Angelfire took the site down after a decade of inactivity.)

 +20Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

Well, when I was 15, I created a website on Angelfire called Music Mania that played 30 second .wav files of then-current rock songs. And yes, there was blinking text too. So there!

 +16Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

They should have an ALF/Sabrina The Teenage Witch crossover movie, as we watch ALF plot to feast on Salem. Hilarity ensues.

 +21Posted on May 23rd | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

When I read the book in 9th? grade, all I kept thinking about was how awesome the movie would be in 3D! I’m sure that’s going to add a whole new level of badassery to Gatsby’s swinging parties.

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: BNPG: Talk Show Sequels (19 comments)

One Life to Squawk

 +7Posted on May 22nd | re: Oh Good, You Can Finally Smell Like The Avengers Wait What? (35 comments)

Black Widow’s description sounds like something I’d pick up at the bakery.

Sensual caramel, honey and praline? SOLD.

 +4Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

I sure hope we have an exciting finale revolving around the gory beheading of one young King Joffrey. That arrogant asshole wants to get up in Stannis’ face? I hope Stannis rips him from neck to navel. (No spoilers!)

 +1Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

They barely use Jay in sketches to begin with. He does some great impressions and would be nice if they gave him more material to work with.

 +4Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

If all 3 of those featured stars are leaving, 3 of the current 4 featured performers should be bumped to a full cast member. Kate McKinnon just joined a few episodes ago, so theoretically, it should be Vanessa Bayer, Tara Killam and Jay Pharaoh, although something tells me they’re going to screw over Jay.

 +9Posted on May 21st | re: Harry Potter Turns Into Hunger Games For Owls (30 comments)

I wonder how many people will be trashing their recently purchased Battleship board game after seeing the movie this weekend. Oh right, no one saw the movie.

 +2Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

Looks like one of those citronella candles from this angle.

 +10Posted on May 18th | re: Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup (39 comments)

The Matzoh Ball Diaries

 +3Posted on May 17th | re: Upfronts Week Continues, Still! (37 comments)

Vegas sounds slightly appealing, but couldn’t they come up with a more creative name than that? Those knobs at the roundtable who come up with these titles need to go back to the drawing board.

 +3Posted on May 17th | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (85 comments)

James Franco (or Andy Serkis in a James costume)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-franco/on-commencement-speeches_b_1521338.html

 +1Posted on May 16th | re: Uh-Oh, Nick Stahl Has Gone Missing (23 comments)

I really hope he’s not following in Brad Renfro’s footsteps.:(

 +12Posted on May 16th | re: Morning Self-Potato: Zach From Reed College's Magic _and (25 comments)

Magic Band sounds like it would make a great Nickelodeon show.

 +1Posted on May 15th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

I definitely agree with you, which is why American Horror Story worked for me, since it was a very short season. When he has 22 episodes to write, he’s going to veer off course very quickly. With shorter seasons, he only has a small period of time to work on arcs, therefore making for tighter stories and less superfluous filler characters.

 +3Posted on May 15th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

Is Ryan Murphy trying to compete with Shonda Rimes on how many projects he’s going to tackle at once next season?

 +3Posted on May 11th | re: Tom Wilson Answers Your Back To The Future Questions (23 comments)

Hold up.

The hoverboards didn’t really fly??!

Mind = blown.

 +1Posted on May 11th | re: That's Your Hate-Filled Nonsense Garbage Ranting Girlfriend (93 comments)

It still amazes me that I (we) live in a country with so many ignorant people.

 +1Posted on May 11th | re: Time To Get Out There And Live Your Dreams (15 comments)

They sure don’t make Geo’s like they used to.