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 +10Posted on Jun 8th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (55 comments)

Was really hoping Wreck-it Ralph would be a Simpsons spinoff that follows the trials and tribulations of Ralph Wiggum.

Maybe as a nail polish tester?

George is getting upset!

 +1Posted on Jun 6th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

I could already tell by the end of the season, his character was getting far more material than the rest of the cast. They need to take a page out of Happy Ending’s book, where they truly found a great formula to ensure there isn’t one stand-out character from the ensemble. I fear Schmidt’s shtick is going to get played out long before the new season even starts.

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2012 | re: You Can Watch Movies At Home Now! (74 comments)

Next, you’ll tell me that they have the internet on computers now.

 +6Posted on Jun 6th, 2012 | re: Amanda Bynes Rests Her Case For The Honorable Judge Obama (36 comments)

If it was that easy, I should have been sending notes to Reagan, Bush & Clinton all through grade school!

 +4Posted on Jun 5th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (20 comments)

There’s a “Rumer has it” joke to accompany the Scout Willis news, but my brain is fried today.

 +4Posted on Jun 5th, 2012 | re: "Spend The Night" (19 comments)

This is what happens when you don’t give LFO the attention they deserve.

 +12Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Green Lantern Is Gay (27 comments)

The Red, Orange, Yellow, Blue, Indigo and Violet Lanterns wish him nothing but a fabulous future!

 +5Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Flesh To Nutella, No Back (29 comments)

Here I thought I was wrong wondering how many bags of pretzels I’d need to scoop her up.

 +2Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Well, This Story About The Kid From Small Wonder Is A Goddamned Bummer (29 comments)

Well there goes the chances of a Small Wonder reunion.

Guess I’ll have to hold out my hope for Charles in Charge instead.

 +7Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: Flesh To Nutella, No Back (29 comments)

I see Nutella didn’t have to pay much for their latest ad campaign.

 +3Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: #BonarooGethard (2 comments)

There are easier ways to see phish dude.

I bet her parents have a bumper sticker that reads “Proud parents of an ignorant teenager” and Madeleine has one that says “I learned it by watching you!”

 0Posted on May 30th, 2012 | re: More Convoluted Singing Game Show Ideas, Forever And Ever (39 comments)

Game Show craze > Singing competitions

Now you’re gonna tell me Henry Rollins would have been Cyclops.

 +1Posted on May 29th, 2012 | re: Bob Saget Singing The National Anthem (25 comments)

Looking forward to the Danny Tanner meets Jesse and the Rippers project.

 +1Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (52 comments)

I don’t think they laughed nearly as much as I did trying to get through a minute of this.

 +10Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: That's Your Lawyer: Adam Reposa (39 comments)

I see they’re taking the new Dallas series in a completely different direction now.

 +3Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: How Many Actors Are There? (29 comments)

Andy Serkis can play an unlimited number of people/animals/creatures/ninja turtles.

 +13Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

“Where did Dan go after he was fired?”

You may want to check the Dreamatorium.

 +10Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

It couldn’t handle more than 4 digits, so it got stuck at 9999 for all of eternity (or until Angelfire took the site down after a decade of inactivity.)

 +20Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

Well, when I was 15, I created a website on Angelfire called Music Mania that played 30 second .wav files of then-current rock songs. And yes, there was blinking text too. So there!

 +16Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

They should have an ALF/Sabrina The Teenage Witch crossover movie, as we watch ALF plot to feast on Salem. Hilarity ensues.

 +21Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

When I read the book in 9th? grade, all I kept thinking about was how awesome the movie would be in 3D! I’m sure that’s going to add a whole new level of badassery to Gatsby’s swinging parties.