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 +4Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Sonya The Slow Loris Leads A Charmed Life Of Luxury (11 comments)

right? i would totally poison bite anyone with that manicure if given the opportunity.

 -1Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Dad Yells At Son For Crying On His Webcam: The Best Keyboard Cat So Far (61 comments)

amazing.

 +1Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of New York: Reunion, Pt. 2 (15 comments)

forgot ‘mountain and molehill’

 +2Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of New York: Reunion (28 comments)

i think her brain was actually probably searching for ‘barraged’. bethenny calls her a piece of shit next time. i wish someone was ‘berating’ her with bullets. wait, i mean barraging.

 +1Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: Denny's Knows That The Customer Is Always Hiiiiiiiigh (5 comments)

the weed unicorn reminded me of that kids in the hall where scott thompson is a tremendous stoner and makes a deal with the devil for an inexhaustible herb stash and then he gets dreads made of weed. but then again, dreadlocks on anyone remind me of that.

 +3Posted on May 8th, 2009 | re: This Guy Is Basically The Best Guy (29 comments)

one man’s unabashed free spirit is another man’s crack addled nightmare.

 +2Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of New York: Mountain Mole Hill (29 comments)

i always feel like i need a long shower with crying after this show. :( :( :( monsters. every. single. one.

 +17Posted on Apr 20th, 2009 | re: This Adorable Animal Loves To Be Tickled; Is Still Poisonous (14 comments)

seriously? it doesn’t look to me like he would ever poison-bite the proverbial hand that tickles. poison bites are surely reserved for things that like to eat slow lorises and jerks.

 +4Posted on Apr 20th, 2009 | re: This Guy Isn't The Only One Who's Painfully Confused (129 comments)

that shirt really enhances the appearance of his already ample bust. nice rack.

 +2Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 | re: There's A New Baby Hippo In The World (16 comments)

yeah, that hippo looks strikingly like a rhino. baby animal gum is the best.