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I love being motivated I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!
Yes! I love drinking and being alive in Toronto.
Well, if you’re a woman, you should always have an iron on, anyway, so basically you can drink champagne forever! Makes the housework a lot easier.
See, but we didn’t! The PC got 39.6%, which is LESS than the combined total for the NDP and Liberals (30.6% + 18.9% = 49.5%). It is the way voting is set up in this country that screwed us all over.
Still better than Gord Martineau. #torontonewsburns
Opportunity: not missed.
I was on Uh Oh!
Aw, I love how the kitten keeps doing that little hop to keep itself awake, like kids do when they want to stay up for something.
“But mom, I’m not tirrrreeedddd.”
I thank god everyday I knew the words to Enter Sandman.
Or shnikeys, whatever.
True story: my friend was the young Tommy, or the “holy shinkys” kid.
I love how Zanta has been banned from like, everywhere.
Never stop in the middle of a hoedown!
I sprained my ankle while swimming, so yeah, I shouldn’t talk about this girl failing so badly.
I laughed at the first couple, but then started to feel bad for her. Her poor wrists!
Also, who runs track meets in sweaters?
Haha I totally went to school with the #1 Wop.
Also, this is why I never go near Richmond St.
Lionel Hutz: This calls for a celebration! Who’s up for a belt of scotch?
Marge: It’s 10 in the morning.
LH: Yeah, but I haven’t slept in dayssss.
I got into a fight with a friend recently while I was visiting Minneapolis. I was so sure they had All Dressed chips, but she just looked at me like, “you guys have what flavoured chips? what does that mean?”
cool story, bro.
I tried to convince my mom to buy that house when it went up for sale, but it was like $400,000 or something. Toronto real estate!
Is this what happens when you win Muscle March?
Yes! I heard this in a cab the other day and I thought, “Ace of Base is sounding TIGHT.”
“In later seasons, all contestants received a prize of a trip to Camp Onondoga, one of the oldest private summer camps in Canada.”
Oh no, I went to that camp! No wonder all the other girls seemed a little jumpy and withdrawn.
I knew someone who was on this show once!
I couldn’t even make it through the video. Apparently they are doing a remake of it soon. Chris Hansen is finding a host right now.
This is from the Toronto V-Gum party!
Relax, it’s Friday!