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 +2Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: If You Believe In Yourself, You Will Know How To Ride A Bike! (45 comments)

I love being motivated I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!

 +5Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (70 comments)

Yes! I love drinking and being alive in Toronto.

 +30Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: Didn't Y'all Learn This In Champagne School? (26 comments)

Well, if you’re a woman, you should always have an iron on, anyway, so basically you can drink champagne forever! Makes the housework a lot easier.

 +3Posted on May 3rd, 2011 | re: Late Night TV Osama Bin Laden Is Dead Bits Round-Up (22 comments)

See, but we didn’t! The PC got 39.6%, which is LESS than the combined total for the NDP and Liberals (30.6% + 18.9% = 49.5%). It is the way voting is set up in this country that screwed us all over.

 +7Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good News Report That Makes Sense And Is News (47 comments)

Still better than Gord Martineau. #torontonewsburns

 +2Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Chet Haze Ironing (100 comments)

Opportunity: not missed.

 +2Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Shellbomber (56 comments)

I was on Uh Oh!

 +14Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: Woman Serenades Sleepy Kitten And Oh Good Grief MY Ovaries Or Whatever (44 comments)

Aw, I love how the kitten keeps doing that little hop to keep itself awake, like kids do when they want to stay up for something.
“But mom, I’m not tirrrreeedddd.”

I thank god everyday I knew the words to Enter Sandman.

 +4Posted on Dec 24th, 2010 | re: Happy Holidays From Videogum (161 comments)

Or shnikeys, whatever.

 +6Posted on Dec 24th, 2010 | re: Happy Holidays From Videogum (161 comments)

True story: my friend was the young Tommy, or the “holy shinkys” kid.

 +3Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Respek Dancing Santa (46 comments)

I love how Zanta has been banned from like, everywhere.

 +3Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: The Simpsons Renewed For One Billionth Season (39 comments)

Never stop in the middle of a hoedown!

 +27Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Girls Tripping Over Hurdles In Slow Motion To A Radiohead Song (107 comments)

I sprained my ankle while swimming, so yeah, I shouldn’t talk about this girl failing so badly.

 +29Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Girls Tripping Over Hurdles In Slow Motion To A Radiohead Song (107 comments)

I laughed at the first couple, but then started to feel bad for her. Her poor wrists!

Also, who runs track meets in sweaters?

 +9Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Lake Shore Proves That Canada Has A-Holes, Too! (116 comments)

Haha I totally went to school with the #1 Wop.

Also, this is why I never go near Richmond St.

 +6Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Lionel Hutz: This calls for a celebration! Who’s up for a belt of scotch?
Marge: It’s 10 in the morning.
LH: Yeah, but I haven’t slept in dayssss.

I got into a fight with a friend recently while I was visiting Minneapolis. I was so sure they had All Dressed chips, but she just looked at me like, “you guys have what flavoured chips? what does that mean?”

cool story, bro.

 +3Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: That's Your Trailer Home: Czech Republic 90210 Trailer Home (26 comments)

I tried to convince my mom to buy that house when it went up for sale, but it was like $400,000 or something. Toronto real estate!

 +1Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Let The Dancing Naked CGI Bird-Men Be Your Second Coffee (59 comments)

Is this what happens when you win Muscle March?

 +1Posted on Jun 13th, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video, You Guys (144 comments)

Yes! I heard this in a cab the other day and I thought, “Ace of Base is sounding TIGHT.”

 +35Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Would You Like To Buy a JAIL CELL? (102 comments)

“In later seasons, all contestants received a prize of a trip to Camp Onondoga, one of the oldest private summer camps in Canada.”

Oh no, I went to that camp! No wonder all the other girls seemed a little jumpy and withdrawn.

 +21Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Would You Like To Buy a JAIL CELL? (102 comments)

I knew someone who was on this show once!

I couldn’t even make it through the video. Apparently they are doing a remake of it soon. Chris Hansen is finding a host right now.

 +38Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Happy 2nd Birthday, Videogum (177 comments)

This is from the Toronto V-Gum party!

 +3Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Hugh Jackman Is Going To Have To Start Wearing Pants On His Face (57 comments)

Relax, it’s Friday!