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 +3Posted on Nov 5th, 2012 | re: Idris Elba Made A Mumford & Sons Music Video, And So Here We All Are (32 comments)

I sort of wanted him to just keep running at the end (no spoilers, b/c, ART). That would have been the first interesting thing to have happened in the video.

The story of the video was weird on its own, it’s true. But also, it didn’t fit the tone of the song at all?

Fewer side projects, more Luther, please Mr. Elba.

 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (34 comments)

It would explain why Jason Sudekis seemed so sad during that sketch! He seemed really sad the whole time!

 +1Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (34 comments)

Amy said something on her final Weekend Update: http://www.hulu.com/watch/48722/saturday-night-live-update-amys-goodbye

 +3Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher's New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane (86 comments)
 +4Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Oscar GIFs (55 comments)

TWHS? http://gawker.com/#!5767428/the-kings-speech-was-filmed-on-a-gay-porn-set

Maybe Timmy’s mom is running a youtube studio in her kitchen for little boys who want to be performing The Hitz while dressed inappropriately dressed for public consumption?

 +5Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Larry King Live (52 comments)

Whatever Larry does next, I expect it’s going to be fierce. At least, that’s what “the facebook” said.

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Double Dream Hands! (96 comments)

Monster Show Choir? Anyone??

 +2Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Double Dream Hands! (96 comments)

If he’s quiet today, it’s only because he’s rehearsing this song in the conference room.

 +2Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Little Boy Wins The Today Show (88 comments)

Look at him go! Maybe we have John Jacobson on our (double dream) hands?

 +10Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Double Dream Hands! (96 comments)

He’s totally a real thing and actually a big deal in the show choir world (oh, what a world).

I went to a John Jacobson workshop when I was 14. With 3 of my friends and two music teachers. And now that I’m thinking about it, I cut my summer vacation short to go.

 +7Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

If there was a behind the scenes show about videogum, would it essentially consist of this video on loop?

 +2Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Can You Tell Me How To Get AIDS To Sesame Street: Nigeria (60 comments)

I don’t know from html anymore. “more like this (NSFW)”.

 +3Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Can You Tell Me How To Get AIDS To Sesame Street: Nigeria (60 comments)

I think I’m too gay ever to get used to Gabe’s use of “woof,” without thinking of something more like Which is maybe appropriate in this case, since the “AIDS came from gays in the west” rhetoric is still surprisingly prominent in many parts of Africa. Or that (gay) bears are like muppets with all that fur?

 +3Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: Playing Paintball With The Cast Of The Wire, Sort Of (99 comments)

at least you didn’t get shot in the eye, Gabe. fuck prezbo.

 +1Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Kids Impersonate Lady Gaga On Brazilian TV The Darndest Things (27 comments)

Is she singing Ken Lee? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo