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Lindelof knows he got away with murder by parlaying “Lost” into an actual career. He and Cuse were always total hacks. I will never forget their shit-eating grins during the lead-in to the “Lost” finale. Fuck those guys right in their millionaire faces.
This is what passes for a ping pong ball trick these days?
I will take this opportunity to point out that, as a kid, I thought the lyrics were “My anus will face it, I’m addicted to love.”
The opening scene of season 4 was a glorified Eggo commercial that could have featured the characters from any two-bit sitcom. It was the beginning of the end. Is this news the end of the beginning?
The writer of that commercial is a total JAG Officer.
Bill Murray + Crying = Tom Hanks?
Wait, did Idris Elba die? Because otherwise, this is just silly.
If there was audio, you could hear him yelling “Five-Oh, Five-Oh!” as he runs toward the house.
Human multitasking is a fallacy.
H&G2: Jeremy Renner: Less Likable than Bradley Cooper?
I wish I didn’t know anything about KCC. Then I could maintain the illusion that video was actually the most self-aware thing I’ve ever seen.
Alos, Star Wipe! (I’m taking my name off this.)
“Now who’s the horse?”
I’ve never seen Walking Dead, but I really liked that sketch. It kills me when Nasim plays children.
Like a boss!
She is behaving like a typical smart-ass teenager. The judge is a petty blowhard who’s abusing his authority. It is irresponsible of him to let his personal feelings determine sentences. Now we get to foot the bill for her 30-day incarceration for not adequately kissing his ass.
It’s your basic Staute of Liberty play, with one exception.
You gotta spend money to make money!
Before this became a basketball fail, it was a running fail. That is a seriously indoor kid (takes one to know one).
He’s a pretty good Topher Grace impersonator. Good, not great.
The mounting popularity and appeal of Bradley Cooper is the surest sign that I do not have the slightest fucking clue about what other humans enjoy.
I wish I could hear Roker tell this story in person, so I could savor what must be a very dramatic pause between, “a little something extra came out,” and, “I pooped my pants.” You know, to give the audience a moment to wonder, in silent awe.
Mantises are the most inherently kung-fu creature on the planet. They move like a leaves in the wind.
No, wait, my real caption is:
“Just be thankful I didn’t fake my own death in front of 60,000 people at a football stadium.”