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 +5Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: There's No Safe Way To Have Sex With Crazy-Eyes Nymphets (39 comments)

As a (formally*) crazy eyed sexually promiscuous nymph I can assure you of two things: he is gay and she has daddy issues.

*ish

 +1Posted on Apr 2nd, 2009 | re: How To Peace Out With "Genital Weightlifting" (12 comments)

I’m adding this to my list of ‘things I will never do. Not even for money. No, not even that much money. No, you don’t even have that amount of money. Let’s just leave it now, I’m uncomfortable discussing the concept of having weights dangling from one’s nether regions’

Which is a list longer than you might expect.

 +14Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 | re: This Is A Secret Message To Charlie: Run! (43 comments)

Before the internet people like Abigail Adams, Napolean, and Elizabeth Barrett Browning would write letters of beauty, elegance and love to the soul mates they were separated from.

Now we have the internet and this is what happens.

I hope you’re happy Tim Berners-Lee. I hope you are very happy with what you have done.

 +28Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 | re: Nothing Can Prepare You For The C Me Dance Trailer (85 comments)

‘It’s… him’. The one man ticker tape parade guy. Look out!

 +21Posted on Mar 30th, 2009 | re: Praise Band: The Movie (42 comments)

Whenever I invite homeless people to join my touring Christian rock band they hardly ever say yes.

 +4Posted on Mar 30th, 2009 | re: This Is What A Hipster Dude Sleepover Is Like (14 comments)

It’s definitely wrong to find this incredibly erotic isn’t it? I don’t. At all. No way. no how. I’m just asking ‘cos my err… friend thinks so.