Bjorn on the Fourth of July

Last Temptation of Bryce

All of the people who nap during the day live in thier parents basements. As a result, sunlight is not much of an issue.

Thank you for reminding me of one of the more scarring memories of my childhood.

The scene is the desert made me convinced her would choose Knives (“I think I justed learned something”), as did their completely synchronized fight sequence. I really wanted him to pick her. Maybe Young Neil can pick up the slack.

Now will someone please hire Alia Shawkat?

“The sheriff also said one man stabbed another, though not fatally.”

Then it’s totally cool.

I’m not suggesting I know everything about him, but he was in Atlanta so it was probably pandering.

Did you see the iCarly girl in it. She looked creepy like Aubrey Plaza.

Okay so hopefully this doesn’t come out wrong.

Maybe, just maybe, Eminem is growing up and growing out of the crazy Kim crap he used to pull. I mean look at the Beastie Boys. They have some terrible misogynistic lyrics (not the same level of course), some so bad they inspired the boys from the Glen Ridge rape case. But they later came out and apologized for their earlier work, spoke out in protecting girls at shows, etc. People can evolve.

I just know after I write this the next single will be misogynistic crap again.

So did the Fred kid’s voice change or did they make it lower so people could leave with eardrums intact?

I think he has more of a Minkus from Boy Meets World vibe.

I cannot get the ATTN song out of my head. I’m pretty sure I was singing it in my sleep.

Should I just post a Cathy comic here as a reply?