Templates man, templates.
So this means Rufus and Lisa Loeb are together? What?
Chuck and Blair clearly live in the Bob Guccione mansion which is perfect
“I make better vibrations than that T-Rex ladies”
Is that a MOCK NECK? Who is he? Elliot from ‘Just Shoot Me?’ This is better than all that J.Crew heritage shit but these outfits look like they were curated from the lost and found of an ailing country club in Connecticut.
Also, the “rust” mock neck makes him look like he has Kevin Spacey in ‘Pay it Forward’ chest.
I want to get this comment pregnant with twins. I think that’s why I get downvoted a lot or just not accepted in the commenting realm too much on Videogum proper. I treat Videgum like my e-weekend house from NYMAG and other forums I comment on. I treat it as a fun place to BS around or have a fun discussion on the impact of Garden State etc. It’s a bit of a oneliner factory with GIFs. And goddamn do I hate excessive GIFs. It’s not good humor, they’re just lazy visual references. I’ve been an OG on the internet for a long time, and GIFs are great for slowing the script down and that’s about it.
Doctor Who is so oversaturated on the internet. I don’t even watch it but I can id most of the characters. I hate that. Same with Glee.
I want to marry this comment or at least take it out for coffee
I’d take a Ryan Gosling up nose pic if offered. His face is like a delicious piece of flan. Wait, what?
Oh hi Cundela! I see you’ve bought an e-timeshare on Videogum! Welcome!
1) Chat is awesome, not too many people are chatting. I think maybe removing the password would help with that. (I also miss harassing random juggalos that would come in) I’ll get back on the Goth Chat bandwagon (bloodwagon) when IRL stops interfering or it’s starts raining liquid eyeliner. (Does anyone know how to make the text bigger on chat? My screen is way too big for it to make the text bigger and command + doesn’t really work on Tinychat. #firstworldproblems)
2) I miss Gabe’s random tv recaps. I know it’s all NBC thursdays all day everyday, but there is only so much you do with Liz Lemon jokes and Joel McHale nudie pic news. Bring back Gossip Girl recaps, if you don’t want to I will volunteer my eyeballs and time because it’s basically the Onion’s version of NYC high society mixed with Apprentice: Celebrity Rehab Edition. Someone has to call Rufus out on being a horrible parent and Nate blowing the makeup budget.
3) Overall you are doing a great job! Keep up the good work and stay hydrated!
Your new dad looks like my old dad. Your mom is a whore.
Call me, I’m a bad influence
Gabe always looks like he fell out of Details magazine like a subscription card
I didn’t see Dan Humphrey anywhere!
I hope those blankets were vintage or else they will lose all cred.
Ha! I thought it was Mans!
So I can deduct that you’re a Tommy Lee fan?
Or Martin Crandall, formerly of the Shins (topical!) for that matter. They are all HORRIBLE humans.
Chris, it’s not nice to break windows or bash someone’s face in in a (rented) lambo. It’s violent and tacky. I’m glad you’re coming clean, but sometimes I wish your father had reached up where them condoms is and put one on. You’re the worst elements of the celebrity industrial complex all rolled into one.
That only would have gotten an assbeating at your school because the US is very anti-intellectual, and finds being intelligent a character flaw. See : The success of the show The Big Bang Theory. It’s just a lampoon on smart people. Absolute tripe but Americans love tripe.
Arguably, the Shins went “mass media” after this.
Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I’ve got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.