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 +14Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: The Gossip Girl Series Finale Videogum Video Pizza Party (87 comments)

Templates man, templates.

 +11Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: The Gossip Girl Series Finale Videogum Video Pizza Party (87 comments)

So this means Rufus and Lisa Loeb are together? What?

 +6Posted on Dec 17th, 2012 | re: The Gossip Girl Series Finale Videogum Video Pizza Party (87 comments)

Chuck and Blair clearly live in the Bob Guccione mansion which is perfect

“I make better vibrations than that T-Rex ladies”

 +4Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Tobey Maguire For Prada, Obviously (42 comments)

Is that a MOCK NECK? Who is he? Elliot from ‘Just Shoot Me?’ This is better than all that J.Crew heritage shit but these outfits look like they were curated from the lost and found of an ailing country club in Connecticut.

Also, the “rust” mock neck makes him look like he has Kevin Spacey in ‘Pay it Forward’ chest.

 +2Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I want to get this comment pregnant with twins. I think that’s why I get downvoted a lot or just not accepted in the commenting realm too much on Videogum proper. I treat Videgum like my e-weekend house from NYMAG and other forums I comment on. I treat it as a fun place to BS around or have a fun discussion on the impact of Garden State etc. It’s a bit of a oneliner factory with GIFs. And goddamn do I hate excessive GIFs. It’s not good humor, they’re just lazy visual references. I’ve been an OG on the internet for a long time, and GIFs are great for slowing the script down and that’s about it.

 +1Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Doctor Who is so oversaturated on the internet. I don’t even watch it but I can id most of the characters. I hate that. Same with Glee.

 +18Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I want to marry this comment or at least take it out for coffee

 +12Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I’d take a Ryan Gosling up nose pic if offered. His face is like a delicious piece of flan. Wait, what?

 +4Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Oh hi Cundela! I see you’ve bought an e-timeshare on Videogum! Welcome!

 +17Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

1) Chat is awesome, not too many people are chatting. I think maybe removing the password would help with that. (I also miss harassing random juggalos that would come in) I’ll get back on the Goth Chat bandwagon (bloodwagon) when IRL stops interfering or it’s starts raining liquid eyeliner. (Does anyone know how to make the text bigger on chat? My screen is way too big for it to make the text bigger and command + doesn’t really work on Tinychat. #firstworldproblems)

2) I miss Gabe’s random tv recaps. I know it’s all NBC thursdays all day everyday, but there is only so much you do with Liz Lemon jokes and Joel McHale nudie pic news. Bring back Gossip Girl recaps, if you don’t want to I will volunteer my eyeballs and time because it’s basically the Onion’s version of NYC high society mixed with Apprentice: Celebrity Rehab Edition. Someone has to call Rufus out on being a horrible parent and Nate blowing the makeup budget.

3) Overall you are doing a great job! Keep up the good work and stay hydrated!

 +6Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: You're Not Our Dad, New Old Spice Guy! (34 comments)

Your new dad looks like my old dad. Your mom is a whore.

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Happy Third Birthday, Videogum! (145 comments)

twss

 +2Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Happy Third Birthday, Videogum! (145 comments)

Call me, I’m a bad influence

 +60Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Happy Third Birthday, Videogum! (145 comments)

Gabe always looks like he fell out of Details magazine like a subscription card

 +2Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends (167 comments)

I didn’t see Dan Humphrey anywhere!

 +12Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends (167 comments)

I hope those blankets were vintage or else they will lose all cred.

 +9Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

Ha! I thought it was Mans!

 +6Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

So I can deduct that you’re a Tommy Lee fan?

 +7Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

Or Martin Crandall, formerly of the Shins (topical!) for that matter. They are all HORRIBLE humans.

 +11Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

Chris, it’s not nice to break windows or bash someone’s face in in a (rented) lambo. It’s violent and tacky. I’m glad you’re coming clean, but sometimes I wish your father had reached up where them condoms is and put one on. You’re the worst elements of the celebrity industrial complex all rolled into one.

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

That only would have gotten an assbeating at your school because the US is very anti-intellectual, and finds being intelligent a character flaw. See : The success of the show The Big Bang Theory. It’s just a lampoon on smart people. Absolute tripe but Americans love tripe.

 +1Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

Arguably, the Shins went “mass media” after this.

 +10Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

you rang?

 +6Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I’ve got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.