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 +7Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: An Interview With Die Antwoord (24 comments)

A cannabis plant in a bucket, a super skinny girl playing with a rat and smoking, some dude with his balls half out… it’s just like college.

 -1Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (258 comments)

Bravo, Gabe. I just had a mindgasm.

Why aren’t these people fat? Shouldn’t they be fat?

 -1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live To Blow The Lid Off This Megan Fox Thing (42 comments)

The time to pass judgment on Megan Fox is not now. That time will come in 15-20 years when she makes her first denial of or admission to receiving “rejuvenating” plastic surgery. If she’s straight up about it, we will be allowed to love her. As for now, she is too willing to think that Diablo Cody is smart for me to be unbiased.

 +1Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made (67 comments)

How can people who are this fucking bad at their jobs be allowed to exist. I know high school kids with better shoppin skillz than that.

 +3Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: Awful Recognize Awful (22 comments)

Her attention-trolling shtick is wearing a bit thin but bitch is entertaining. I’m with you TILL THE END, dogg.

 +3Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: Common Visits Niagara Falls (14 comments)

I went to Niagara Falls last year. Hate to be a dick, Common, but I found it pretty hard to enjoy that amazingly beautiful part of ‘god’s creation’ with all the tacky as hell tourist attractions surrounding (and in some cases blocking the view of) the thing. Niagara Falls only really made me think about how people are sometimes remarkably, unbelievably stupid in their pursuit of money.

 +24Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Jai Ho Ho (34 comments)

I think it says a lot that basically every blog I read that discusses this show was on board with the “Gramps is going to touch Sally” idea. Can’t an old man just be a buddy to his emotionally needy granddaughter without being a secret kid toucher?

 0Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Jai Ho Ho (34 comments)

I like how they’re finally turning it around and making Don seem like a flawed-but-decent person and Betty is the big asshole in that duo. As it should be, she’s never not been terrible.

 -1Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Guy Is Your Boyfriend (77 comments)

DORM ROOM!

 +4Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Kids Run Away From Home Over A Bacon Dispute The Darndest Things (42 comments)

Fat, bowl cut, gap teeth, proto-glenn beck attitude, vague sexism, southern accent… anyone else surprised he didn’t drop the ‘N bomb’? I was waiting for it.

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: Mike Tyson Is Going To Eat Conan O'Brien's Asshole Alive (37 comments)

Don’t knock it till you tried it, dogg.

 +1Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary (45 comments)

The one thing I can say to Clooney’s credit is that dude is pretty politically motivated and I doubt that he’d get involved with a project that totally glossed over those aspects of the story.

 +1Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary (45 comments)

It’s a SYMBOL, man

 +1Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary (45 comments)

I’ve been looking forward to this but i didn’t realize they stuck Clooney in there. He ruins everything.

 +10Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers (52 comments)

Of course not, idiot. Women don’t have anuses Only men poop.

 +1Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers (52 comments)

The Peggy singing moment was very uncomfortable but did anyone else feel like someone picked up a “Symbolism 101″ handbook while writing/directing this episode? It seemed pretty heavy-handed with the subtext.

 +12Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers (52 comments)

The skirt has to be off for anal? I’ve been doing it wrong.

 -1Posted on Aug 22nd, 2009 | re: Mike Tyson Pro-Tips For A Successful Weekend (26 comments)

forseriousgum, someone touched a nerve. tyson was all hyperventilating. maybe all that sex talk just got him excited.

 +13Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: There's Always Affordable Health Insurance In The Banana Stand (73 comments)

It’s time for Gabe to water the tree of justice.

 +5Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Let's Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys (154 comments)

If one liberal does something, they all do, you’re right.

 +6Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Let's Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys (154 comments)

Nice generalization, dick. I actually spent a decent amount of time tearing down Bush-as-Nazi posters around campus during the 4 years of the Bush administration that I was in college, and never came across any other examples of such hyperbole during Bush’s two terms.
Also: excellent use of the BUT YOU DID IT FIRST argument. Haven’t heard that one since I was in short pants.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Let's Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys (154 comments)

I <3 my rep, Congress’ nicest guy with the bow tie, Mr. Earl Blumenauer. Barney does make me fan myself from time to time, though. He’s definitely my pretend boyfriend.

 +13Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: There's Always Affordable Health Insurance In The Banana Stand (73 comments)

I saw a sign today advertising the “Steve Holt Magic Show” at this super old-school southern style cafeteria restaurant. STEVE HOLT!

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: David Cross And Jon Stewart Giggle It Up In Giggle Town (15 comments)

David Cross and I have the same birthday, grew up in the same place, and have very similar stories about how awkward it is to be a jewish kid interacting with your christian friends’ parents in the south. JUST SHARING.