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 +8Posted on Mar 20th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: What Does BFF Stand For? (43 comments)

When Jenna asked everyone to describe her beauty and they were all, “Fading?” and “80s?” and then there was a pause and that one guy was like, “1880s?”

 0Posted on Feb 19th, 2009 | re: Old People Are Still Having (Unsafe) Sex (12 comments)

Jizzed in my pants from watching this.

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2009 | re: Puppy Bowl V: Matilda Was Not Robbed (11 comments)

Schroeder! Schroeder! Schroeder!

 0Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 | re: 10,0000 Words About The State Reunion (2 comments)

The head of the festival gave us a big lecture before the show started about how if anyone even thought of taking photos or audio or video, we’d be thrown out immediately. Killjoy.

 +25Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe (161 comments)

“Where’s that accent from?”

“Same place as me.”

STAB STAB STAB.

 +3Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: Salma Hayek Must Go (38 comments)

Maybe I am just a big ol’ racist but I loved the running “Puerto Rican” joke.

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 | re: The Informers: Get Totally Psyched (16 comments)

Needs more shimmery bronzer.

 +2Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 | re: Kids Homoerotically Fuck With The Principal On TV The Darndest Things (41 comments)

“I love you.” “I like your tie.”

Hahahahaha!!

 +3Posted on Jan 12th, 2009 | re: Super Mario Live Deserves To Be Huge Today (9 comments)

It wasn’t satisfying when the shell zipped away and bounced off a pipe and killed you and then you cried and cried!!

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2009 | re: Spread: Ashton Kutcher And Anne Heche Have A Phoning-It-In Contest (11 comments)

Ew, nice voice, Ashton Kutcher.