When Jenna asked everyone to describe her beauty and they were all, “Fading?” and “80s?” and then there was a pause and that one guy was like, “1880s?”
Jizzed in my pants from watching this.
Schroeder! Schroeder! Schroeder!
The head of the festival gave us a big lecture before the show started about how if anyone even thought of taking photos or audio or video, we’d be thrown out immediately. Killjoy.
“Where’s that accent from?”
“Same place as me.”
STAB STAB STAB.
Maybe I am just a big ol’ racist but I loved the running “Puerto Rican” joke.
Needs more shimmery bronzer.
“I love you.” “I like your tie.”
It wasn’t satisfying when the shell zipped away and bounced off a pipe and killed you and then you cried and cried!!
Ew, nice voice, Ashton Kutcher.
Ew, not to mention that pot of random crap in the first “scene.”
I do live near there and I have a ticket. I also have tickets to three Sketchfest shows in a 24 hour period which feature a live and in person Jon Hamm. (Gdsghfdksafh.)
Also, I like how that USA Today lady posted about the shows AFTER they sold out. Nice!
Bye bye, Gabe! Have a nice vacation!
Thanks for posting this! So hilarious.
Leaving out the bizarre content of the movie, what a weird, awkward trailer.
Love, Actually is awful. When I learn a friend likes it, I can never trust his/her taste in movies again.
I felt the exact opposite and I’m a graphic designer so I win! I think those fonts are classy enough to age pretty gracefully.
Business meetings?! Hahahaha!!
That WAS “rather marvellously explained.” If your definition of “marvellously” is different than the one in the dictionary.
I love that movie so much.
I felt this way about Almost Famous Yuck.
The kiss left me eh last night.
House fans are the insanest, and their slash is the best/worst. Why they insist on so many mpreg stories involving Wilson/House, I will never know!
I am dead from watching that.
Rodney King is kind of a piece of ass.
“The only thing that would make this funnier is if she said something about Howard Stern at the end.”
Finally, you’re getting on board.