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 +8Posted on Mar 20th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: What Does BFF Stand For? (43 comments)

When Jenna asked everyone to describe her beauty and they were all, “Fading?” and “80s?” and then there was a pause and that one guy was like, “1880s?”

 0Posted on Feb 19th, 2009 | re: Old People Are Still Having (Unsafe) Sex (12 comments)

Jizzed in my pants from watching this.

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2009 | re: Puppy Bowl V: Matilda Was Not Robbed (11 comments)

Schroeder! Schroeder! Schroeder!

 0Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 | re: 10,0000 Words About The State Reunion (2 comments)

The head of the festival gave us a big lecture before the show started about how if anyone even thought of taking photos or audio or video, we’d be thrown out immediately. Killjoy.

 +25Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Across The Universe (163 comments)

“Where’s that accent from?”

“Same place as me.”


 +3Posted on Jan 16th, 2009 | re: 30 Rock: Salma Hayek Must Go (38 comments)

Maybe I am just a big ol’ racist but I loved the running “Puerto Rican” joke.

 0Posted on Jan 15th, 2009 | re: The Informers: Get Totally Psyched (16 comments)

Needs more shimmery bronzer.

 +2Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 | re: Kids Homoerotically Fuck With The Principal On TV The Darndest Things (41 comments)

“I love you.” “I like your tie.”


 +3Posted on Jan 12th, 2009 | re: Super Mario Live Deserves To Be Huge Today (9 comments)

It wasn’t satisfying when the shell zipped away and bounced off a pipe and killed you and then you cried and cried!!

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2009 | re: Spread: Ashton Kutcher And Anne Heche Have A Phoning-It-In Contest (11 comments)

Ew, nice voice, Ashton Kutcher.

 +1Posted on Jan 8th, 2009 | re: Nobody Wants Your Stupid Sandwich, Dude (8 comments)

Ew, not to mention that pot of random crap in the first “scene.”

 -1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2008 | re: The State Are Always Getting Back Together (2 comments)

I do live near there and I have a ticket. I also have tickets to three Sketchfest shows in a 24 hour period which feature a live and in person Jon Hamm. (Gdsghfdksafh.)

Also, I like how that USA Today lady posted about the shows AFTER they sold out. Nice!

 0Posted on Dec 19th, 2008 | re: Don't Forget To Eat All The Cake And Drink All The Champagne, You Guys (5 comments)

Bye bye, Gabe! Have a nice vacation!

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2008 | re: Joel McHale's Evil Genius Son Says The Darndest Things (7 comments)

Thanks for posting this! So hilarious.

 0Posted on Dec 5th, 2008 | re: Jim Carrey And Ewen McGregor Are Not Gay (9 comments)

Leaving out the bizarre content of the movie, what a weird, awkward trailer.

 -1Posted on Nov 25th, 2008 | re: Ugh, He's Just Not That Into You Is Looking Like The New Love, Actually (9 comments)

Love, Actually is awful. When I learn a friend likes it, I can never trust his/her taste in movies again.

I felt the exact opposite and I’m a graphic designer so I win! I think those fonts are classy enough to age pretty gracefully.

 0Posted on Nov 17th, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dan In Real Life (102 comments)

Business meetings?! Hahahaha!!

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2008 | re: Will Sir Richard Branson Buy Himself A Cameo In Quantum Of Solace? (7 comments)

That WAS “rather marvellously explained.” If your definition of “marvellously” is different than the one in the dictionary.

I love that movie so much.

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2008 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": An Election Day Message (8 comments)


 -6Posted on Nov 3rd, 2008 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (113 comments)

I felt this way about Almost Famous Yuck.

 0Posted on Oct 29th, 2008 | re: Did You See The Thing That Happened On House Last Night? (4 comments)

The kiss left me eh last night.

House fans are the insanest, and their slash is the best/worst. Why they insist on so many mpreg stories involving Wilson/House, I will never know!

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2008 | re: Can I Touch The Lobster? Wow! (9 comments)

I am dead from watching that.

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2008 | re: Anything To Get Gary Busey Back On Reality TV (9 comments)

Rodney King is kind of a piece of ass.

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2008 | re: Fox News Guest Breaks The Sarah Palin's Tits Barrier (7 comments)

“The only thing that would make this funnier is if she said something about Howard Stern at the end.”

Finally, you’re getting on board.