Jackass.

George Clooney. Seemingly the most charming dude, admirable social activist, yada yada (and lord knows if we ever met I’d be on him like ugly on an ape)– but such strong potential for him to be a smarmy, pompous boob.

One Flew Over the Coocookachoo’s Nest
No Puppies for Old Men

Superman’s cool as ice, but Spiderman over here’s got all the power moves, esp. with that glorious, valiant attempt at a hollowback at the end.

I’m loving this on a ‘David after the Doctor’-type level. This is my new favorite thing.

To my total surprise, I cried so hard when I heard this news, real talk. I had somehow completely blocked out the brief me-against-the-world misfit phase of my adolescence. But hearing of his death suddenly reminded me of all those composition books filled with zen koans i didn’t understand, ‘franny and zooey’ notes, and all my super-real really real feelings. Salinger is forever linked to that embarrassang, angsty teenaged me (whose pain was mostly ridiculous (but was real pain)). A perfect day for sadnessfish

And I’ve seeeeeen the promised land.. And I may not get there with you, because I DO NOT WANT TO ANYMORE, BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!

That was glorious! I’m afraid we all just blue ourselves from the glory and the wonder which was that.

You WILL eventually do a juggaloo-themed assignment (duh. no doy. duhhhh-oy!)…
One idea : start up a band and record a sort of battle response to the children who sang ‘sweet child o mine’ perfectly (I loved them so much: http://videogum.com/archives/music_related_content/kids_play_sweet_child_o_mine_p_106001.html)
Another : study every video of the Ranger$$$ (presidents of happiness; on the list of best people 2009) and film your own attempt at jerkin’,

1.) Much more Gabe Liedman (as, evidently, bringing back Lindsay seems a non-possibility). There should be a yang to your yin. friday night fight 2.0 : gabe vs. gabe
2.) I don’t want to have to just randomly chance upon your other work through links in the comments. If you do videos with Max, I would like to be officially NOTIFIED, here on videogum. And you should do videos specifically for this site (why must you go elsewhere with your funny??? Is our love not enough for you?????)
3.) I’ve suggested this before : Alternate the hunt for WMOAT with a less despairing hunt, the hunt to Verify if the Beloved Movie of Our Youth Still Holds Up —which could break bad pretty fast, but could also bring the nostalgic good times
4.) A friendly reminder for the new year: don’t break the Tracy Morgan Promise, nor the Louis CK Promise.

Teenaged baby me used to daydream about what my times wedding announcement would look like (I know, I know I’m such a SexOnTheCity! go ahead and judge me!!!). Usually I and my hypothetical fiancé met and fell in love while saving the rainforests, and in our photo we are curiously posed in front of an airplane, wearing amelia earhart clothes. I must concede, a simple Will Ferrell photobomb? far more excellent.

1, 2, 3, 4, fuckin’ get outta here, “jersey shore”!
5, 6, 7, 8, and fuck zach braff, wit your “garden state”!
9, 10, 11, 12, just everybody go fuckin fuck yourselves