“That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.”

this youtube closed captioning thing is obvs like the funnest thing ever, but who the hell was watching that fake elvis video in the first place?

this sounds like the title of a YOU CAN MAKE IT UP article:

YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: COLBERT READS CAT FANCY AT THE OLYMPICS

FAKE!

Oscar om nom nom nom

This is the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. I am that son. After my father was arrested for embezzling funds from our development company, my family was forced to give up their pampered lifestyle. I, the responsible one, try to keep my son from being corrupted by my acerbic mother, my older magician brother, my twin sister, my psychologist-turned-actor brother-in-law, and my niece. My younger brother and mama?s boy, also enters the mix.

gabe, did you mean “pimpbot?”

I wonder if peoples are gonna kill themselves now cuz they dont live in the jersey shore world like the whole pandora thing… rawr!

OK so I thought wettrew was an internet genius, and had somehow found footage of Ryan from the office on a plane and cut it with the Sharks in Venice scene.

Does no one remember Teddy Ruxpin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kc2HvjO8z4