Apologies to southernbitch.
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Cow World
The Bicycle Beef
Judgement at Mooremberg
David Holstein’s Diary
Butcher Cassidy and the Sundance Calf
Adam’s Short Rib
No Kobe for Old Men
Creamer vs Creamer
I think you are probably right about Gabe recently reading the new Klosterman book. Everyone should read it, for Klosterman is awesome. These guys are just envious that you put the pieces together. Like how Gabe tried to act like Keanu Reeves isn’t immortal because he was ashamed of missing what has been staring us all in the face this whole time.
If, with this post, Gabe is out of date by Rolling Stone standards, then the rules of irony dictate that The Weezers are actually the cutting edge of music and marketing.
Topher is Hobbes!
Garfield was voiced on television by well known voice actor Lorenzo Music, who is also known from the animated series “The Real Ghostbuster” as the voice of Peter Venkman, a role originated by Bill Murray, who later went on to become the voice of Garfield.
The Circle of Life.
“Teacher, you forgot to take up the homework!”
“Thanks, Alex; it’s good to be back. There is one thing that’s been bothering me. Remember that shit eating grin you gave me near the end of Double Jeopardy last time? When I missed the “Secret Societies” Daily Double? Now that you don’t have the answers in front of you, ‘He was the fourth Grand Master of the Knights Templar.” Answer in the form of a question, asshole.”
“Alex, I engineered my appearance here today to ask you why you abandoned me and Mother to die in the icy tundra so many years ago. Well, Father?”
“As you know, there is a long tradition of painting with menstrual blood, but I was the first to pioneer its use in public murals.”
“My dream has always been to be the first openly lesbian black Nazi to win the Tournament of Champions.”
“Alex, as a longtime supporter of Locks of Love, I felt there needed to be an equivalent that provides merkins…”
Finally, a show that can appeal to a broad-based demographic of hipsters from both New York AND Los Angeles.
Electric Dreams rocks my shit!
And please in no way should this be interpreted as a defense of the performance. Just because I’m not necessarily attributing it to racism does not mean I support it. I could never support anything so painfully unfunny.