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 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Apologies to southernbitch.

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

It’s a Mad Mad Mad Cow World

 +2Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

The Bicycle Beef

 +5Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Slaughterhouse Five

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Judgement at Mooremberg

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Frankenholstein

 +2Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Fellini Satyricown

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

David Holstein’s Diary

 +9Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Butcher Cassidy and the Sundance Calf

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Adam’s Short Rib

 +22Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

No Kobe for Old Men

 +58Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

Creamer vs Creamer

 +6Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago (64 comments)

I think you are probably right about Gabe recently reading the new Klosterman book. Everyone should read it, for Klosterman is awesome. These guys are just envious that you put the pieces together. Like how Gabe tried to act like Keanu Reeves isn’t immortal because he was ashamed of missing what has been staring us all in the face this whole time.

 +4Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago (64 comments)

If, with this post, Gabe is out of date by Rolling Stone standards, then the rules of irony dictate that The Weezers are actually the cutting edge of music and marketing.

 +4Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Berenstain Bears: The Movie (43 comments)

Topher is Hobbes!

 +6Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason (55 comments)

Garfield was voiced on television by well known voice actor Lorenzo Music, who is also known from the animated series “The Real Ghostbuster” as the voice of Peter Venkman, a role originated by Bill Murray, who later went on to become the voice of Garfield.

The Circle of Life.

 +9Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)

“Teacher, you forgot to take up the homework!”
-ClownCoffee

 +9Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

“Thanks, Alex; it’s good to be back. There is one thing that’s been bothering me. Remember that shit eating grin you gave me near the end of Double Jeopardy last time? When I missed the “Secret Societies” Daily Double? Now that you don’t have the answers in front of you, ‘He was the fourth Grand Master of the Knights Templar.” Answer in the form of a question, asshole.”

 +13Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

“Alex, I engineered my appearance here today to ask you why you abandoned me and Mother to die in the icy tundra so many years ago. Well, Father?”

 +13Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

“As you know, there is a long tradition of painting with menstrual blood, but I was the first to pioneer its use in public murals.”

 +9Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

“My dream has always been to be the first openly lesbian black Nazi to win the Tournament of Champions.”

 +13Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10.5 (86 comments)

“Alex, as a longtime supporter of Locks of Love, I felt there needed to be an equivalent that provides merkins…”

 +8Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Ellen Page Is The David Simon Of Painfully Cool Hipsters (28 comments)

Finally, a show that can appeal to a broad-based demographic of hipsters from both New York AND Los Angeles.

 +6Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: Mark David's Box Of Tapes (Seriously, Watch This) (25 comments)

Electric Dreams rocks my shit!

 0Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Harry Connick Jr. + Australian Blackface = Eracism (66 comments)

And please in no way should this be interpreted as a defense of the performance. Just because I’m not necessarily attributing it to racism does not mean I support it. I could never support anything so painfully unfunny.