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 +14Posted on Jun 27th, 2013 | re: Slow News Day Or Slowest News Day? (53 comments)

The Gabe the Earth Stood Still

 +7Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Man Of Steel (68 comments)

If I were one of the Flash’s nemeses, I’d just string fishing line 3″ off the ground like, ALL OVER my evil lair. Suck it, Flash!

 +8Posted on May 16th, 2013 | re: GHOST ON FILM! GHOST ON FILM! GHOST ON FILM! (27 comments)

What IS that all about?

 0Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno? (38 comments)

“I’m getting more mileage out of these NBC jokes than I would a single gallon of gas in any of my big dumb expensive cars that I have so many of! I’m so very rich! Feel sorry for me!”

 +1Posted on Mar 27th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

A) There was the distinct possibility I saw the movie in the same showing as Kelly? Like, I stepped out of the sun-drenched bizarro world of Spring Breakers into maximally gross NY snow garbage. THANKS WEATHER!

B) I get the whole Riff-Raff connection, but was anybody else so forever primed by High School they caught a pseudo-Gatsby vibe during the whole “look at my shit!” scene?

C) WTG making the boring kinda-Christian girl totally and overtly racist, Korine. A+ politics! It’s very relieving to know that if Bill Maher ever overdoses on his own smug self-regard, someone will be there to step up. (This is not to say that he was necessarily WRONG, or to defend the vast, seething morass of totally and overtly racist boring kinda-Christians in this country of ours–more like, when you make Andrew Ti look nuanced, yr doing it wrong.)

D) My sister goes to actual college in St. Petersburg. I can only hope she and her friends take great care crossing the street, lest they be run over by someone smoking a huge blunt while driving at approximately a million miles per hour.

E) I’m pretty sure the takeaway from this movie is Blonde People are Amoral Monsters.

These were some thoughts I had about Spring Breakers!

 +6Posted on Sep 26th, 2012 | re: Updating Wuthering Heights For Its NBC Adaptation (42 comments)

Heathcliffe butt-chugs wine all the time.

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Cool. Real cool.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)
 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

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 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

LOUIE! AGAIN!

 +2Posted on Aug 31st, 2012 | re: This Week In GIFs! (6 comments)

So when Breaking Bad ends, what show will be shown in its entirety in 3-frame chunks every friday?

 +2Posted on Jul 30th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E03: Don't Fly Too Close To The JERK! (54 comments)

According to several unintentionally sad TV commercials, yes. #recessionomics :(

 +2Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: Today's Gonna Be A Good Day (13 comments)

Step Up 5 The Fart Noises

 +8Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References (85 comments)

“These are different robots than the ones you’re thinking of.”

 +5Posted on Jul 10th, 2012 | re: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0 (281 comments)

I never thought I’d miss Carlos Mencia…

 +15Posted on May 29th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (100 comments)

Was I the only one who was kind of bored by all this? Like, seige seige seige, blah blah blah. Obviously Cersei’s a crazy monster person. It’s nice to see that Jeoffrey can still find new ways of being The Worst, and Tyrion new ways of being The Best, but other than that?

I’m really looking forward to whatsisname shouting “KHALEEESII!” over and over again for the entirety of the next episode, which is what’s going to happen, right? Just that one shot, over and over again, for an hour?

It’s all fun and games until Deeley accidentally steps on one of the contestants and/or rampages through Tokyo again.

(She’s Very Tall, is what I’m saying.)

 0Posted on Mar 24th, 2012 | re: Are You Smarter Than A Bibleth Grader? (53 comments)

I really hope any contestants who come on wearing blended fabrics are penalized. (Lev. 19:19, f/the record.)

 0Posted on Mar 22nd, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies (68 comments)

WarPorch

 +1Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: Guessing Parks And Recreation's Multiple Endings, For Fun! (26 comments)

Communism was a red herring!

Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out? That reference is so old, it could be arrested for being unaccompanied at a playground.

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Baby (16 comments)

That baby’s reaction is basically the human equivalent of the spinning rainbow wheel.

 +6Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (97 comments)

On the other hand, it would kind of be nice if Atheism could be publicly represented with people who weren’t so often totally smug dicks (see also, e.g., Richard Dawkins, the late Chris Hitchens, &c.)

(Cf. also libertarians who are kind of uncomfortable being widely co-identified with a guy who is, if not actually racist/homophobic, not too worried about the racism and homophobia of his close associates.)

 +7Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Never Bothered to Ask ME, Not That I Mind

 +12Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

The Graduate, Who Probably Doesn’t Live in His Parents’ Basement