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 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2008 | re: Dane Cook Confused About Why He Sucks (9 comments)

What’s worse? Dane Cook giving someone a reason to talk about his unfunny ass. That man sucks donkey dick and I wish he would choke on it. After seeing a preview of the film, this poster is the least of his problems.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2008 | re: I Want What The "Crazy Sprinkler Lady" Is Smoking (11 comments)

I want to know what crack this woman is smoking so that I can kill her dealer for making bad stuff.

 0Posted on Aug 7th, 2008 | re: I Want What The "Crazy Sprinkler Lady" Is Smoking (11 comments)

This has got to be the dumbest lady I’ve ever heard of, ever. She might qualify for someone who may need to have their rights taken away for her own safety.

Wow. People suck. There were people who thought Cheeky’s was real (or that the whole thing was real, for that matter)? How stupid can people get?

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2008 | re: We Are All Weird Al Yankovic (8 comments)

I was being a little sarcastic about Crystal. I’ve actually heard of other parody artists who, while not in the same arena of fame as Weird Al, do make really great parodies that manage to get airplay on Dr. Demento’s show every week. Weird Al does do justice to all of his songs, but Luke Ski (along with some of the members of The Fump) can throw down with the best of them.

Wow, we must be around the same age because these videos are things I remember from those halcyon days of junior high and how huge these videos were back in the day.

 +1Posted on Aug 6th, 2008 | re: When You Wrestle With The Sexman, You're Going To Get Wet With Braces (9 comments)

I can’t really defend sexman because I find his videos annoying. But, at the same time, I wouldn’t make fun of his teeth (I had to wear braces twice, and my teeth weren’t nearly as bad as his). I do think it’s really stupid that people would make video responses making fun of his teeth, like there was nothing else worth commenting on, because those people come off looking like assholes.

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2008 | re: Tell Them Diddy Said Burger King Is Open Late (4 comments)

See, the point has been made, but because I can get a better deal at Taco Hell in the wee hours of the morning (or just go to McDonalds since it’s 24-hours now), I won’t be eating at Burger Death. Diddy can suck it.

 +1Posted on Aug 5th, 2008 | re: Roads? Where Ruby Tuesday Is Going They Don't Need Roads. (5 comments)

I watched the 3 pm video (I just happened to put on my headphones just as it was beginning on another tab) and it was so stupid! They blew up an O’Charley’s instead of the Ruby Tuesday. Talk about false advertising. It wasn’t even funny.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2008 | re: We Are All Weird Al Yankovic (8 comments)

Oh wow. So this is what was on two days after I turned three. That hair is killing me. And whatever happened to Crystal, the woman who did the parody on the two men who flew in the space shuttle? How did she miss the boat that Weird Al is still sailing along on?