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 +1Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales (133 comments)

err Macho….sorry

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Season Finales (133 comments)

just found out Mach Man died, 8 year old me is so upset.

 +5Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: We Are Experience Mild Technical Difficulties With The Lawnmower Man (65 comments)

Way to blog, No-blog.

 +5Posted on May 18th, 2011 | re: Lars Von Trier Is NOT A Nazi?! (27 comments)

more like a “NOT, see?”

 +8Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: Man Licking Shoes On New York Subway, Obviously (47 comments)

He’s a mother cat who just gave birth to a shoe kitten, clearly.

 +5Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Shake Weight+Newscaster TWSS=Perfect Videogum Synergy (26 comments)

If this really worked as exercise, I’d have the most amazingly buff right arm in the world.

 +52Posted on May 4th, 2011 | re: USA #1! (42 comments)

Its kind of hard to feel patriotic when you live in what’s supposed to be america’s best city and it takes you an hour to commute 5 miles every day and you barely make enough money to afford your 2000/month rent for your craphole of an apartment and some guy is filming you and yelling at you while you just want to go home, buy 5 of those giant russian beers at the bodega, sit on the floor of your room and get drunk because that’s the only way you can numb the pain of your broken dreams enough to fall asleep so you can do it all again the next day unless your prayers are finally answered and you get pushed on to the tracks on your way to work and run over by the train that you couldnt work up the courage to jump in front of yourself.

 +2Posted on May 2nd, 2011 | re: Predicting Tonight's Terrible Jay Leno Monologue Jokes (71 comments)

what is he drinking from that jug?

“White guy steals precious treasure from non-white people” – Indiana Jones

I had no idea advertising existed until I saw this movie. I guess that explains why I keep having the urge to give my mounted trout trophy back his filet-o-fish all the time.

 +1Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: The Only YouTube Copyright Claim I Respect (44 comments)

YES!!!

 +4Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: The Only YouTube Copyright Claim I Respect (44 comments)

While we’re on the topic of women i’d like to bang, i’d like to ask your guys help.

I’m getting married next month and need entrance themes for the wedding party intros. So far I have the guile theme and heimdalsgate like a promethean curse. I need four more. Wow me.

 +5Posted on Apr 18th, 2011 | re: What Was Nicolas Cage's Prison Nickname? (76 comments)

He didn’t stay long enough to get one because Sean Connery, who possessed an intimate knowledge of the jail helped him escape and save san francisco from a chemical weapon attack by Ed Harris.

 +7Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: John Travolta Is Not A Real Pilot (59 comments)

only white people can afford to fly, clearly

 +3Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Obligatory Chet Haze Post (32 comments)

What a chet-bag

 +7Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Kristen Schaal! Megan Mullally! Bob's Burgers! (30 comments)

Dude, what is your obsession with rodent butt? Everyday, thats all you talk about. I mean, we all like the gentle yet firm squeeze of a capybara sphincter now and then, but you take it too far.

 +15Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark Delayed Another Three Months! (26 comments)

he was spewing Venom

 +5Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Roger Ebert's Oscar Picks! (72 comments)

If Christian Bale doesn’t win, i’ll be very upset. I don’t understand how he couldn’t. Young actors everywhere should look at that performance as an example of what the craft is. On par with Ledger’s Joker.

 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: Legend Of The Ninja (58 comments)

As an actual Ninja, I’m offended by this.

 +6Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: Super Bowl Commercials Open Thread (92 comments)

Super Bowl Monday should be a paid federal holiday…i mean…all the snack buying stimulates the economy…and i’m going to be hungover and useless all day at work anyways….

 +1Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement (50 comments)

***Ava glowers at you dubiously. What do you want your tombstone to say?***

 +1Posted on Feb 4th, 2011 | re: The New Face Of The Tea Party Movement (50 comments)

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Posted By Popular Demand: Pro Wrestling Dance Off Video (40 comments)

also, this makes me really want to become a wrestler

 +11Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Posted By Popular Demand: Pro Wrestling Dance Off Video (40 comments)

I wish this happened in real fights

 +21Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (144 comments)

wait….this isnt the end of famous vaginas on this site, is it?