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worlds be had colliding again

Lisa’s mom from The Room may be the best costume idea of all time. Good thinking! Murmur laughs.
I guess the lucrative prize of a wig of Kate Gosselin’s old haircut is even more awesomely irrelevant now!
Mountain Man Dance Moves by McSweeney’s will always be the best book of lists. Although this one does have John Hodgman
dru ))<>(( dru
Let’s start a Twitter trending topic for #ApocalypseFacts.
Instead of actually watching Julie & Julia, I decided to come up with my own movie plots for when I am a movie executive, following the rule that the script must be based on two true stories that do not relate except that they must allow for a sensible title that involves two words that are nearly identical.
Here is my list:
Cruise & Crusoe- A man named Tom Cruise tries to make it as an actor in the 1980s while a man by the name of Daniel Defoe writes a book called Robinson Crusoe in the year 1719. Both men turn out to be successful and marry Nicole Kidman at one point in their lives.****
Shyamalan & Babylon- A director/writer named M. (yes just M.) directs/writes increasingly popular and then increasingly unpopular movies while an ancient city named Babylon rises and falls from prominence as well.
Freemen & Semen- A man by the name of Morgan Freeman starts an acting career late in his life and becomes extremely successful as both an actor and a background talker. A teaspoon of semen fails to find an egg and therefore dies.
God & Todd- A supernatural being creates a universe to rule over while a man named Todd tries really hard to get women to like him and land a job as an ad man, marketing material goods. One storyline seems much more trivial than the other.
i’m pretty sure it’s 97 percent, so not that much wider
I always assumed she was a Madam Tussauds




















This is unrelated, SORRY! but i just got so excited when i saw this….
videogum was namedropped by fallon last night!
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2010/02/spiderman-superman-brothers-breakdance/
now feel free to downvote me….ill keep my excitement in check next time i promise