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Mel Gibson has a picture of Whoopi Goldberg’s kids in his wallet.

 +5Posted on Jun 16th, 2010 | re: McDonald's Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe (100 comments)

Czech Republic is over 90% atheist. Ironically, they’ve got lots of really nice churches and synagogues.

 +2Posted on May 6th, 2010 | re: Keeping Track Of Jay Leno's Awfulness Is Getting Exhausting (71 comments)

 0Posted on May 6th, 2010 | re: Keeping Track Of Jay Leno's Awfulness Is Getting Exhausting (71 comments)

In case you had any doubts as to the degree of pure unadulterated awfulness perpetrated by the chin (sorry Bruce Campbell), here’s a (real) facebook picture from Glenn Beck’s home page…

http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=36400348187#!/photo.php?pid=3448323&id=36400348187

 +3Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Reset Button (139 comments)

If Juliet set off the atom bomb, then why is everything we do still have to be coated in three layers of irony?

 +3Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Scott Baio Has A Picture Of A Black Guy In His Wallet (48 comments)

The I’m-not-racist-I-have-black-friends argument only works on racists.

This is exactly how I want you to hold my ass when you kiss it.

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

Gabe should take double-dog-dares from the monsters.

 +1Posted on Dec 25th, 2009 | re: Happy Holidays, You Guys (56 comments)

Merry Ed Hardy Polo Shirts, you filthy filthy monsters.