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Yes, and apparently it’s the Land of Enchantment.
No, but they are the best kind of friend.
New Mexico doesn’t seem so fun now. Or ever, actually.
Who upvotes Bill O’Reilly?
Sider it splown!
But what bout the splosions? Don’t nothin go boom?
I feel like all she really wants is for someone to tell her, “Gwyenth, you’re a good person.” And no one’s ever said it to her. Because she isn’t.
Antichrist. It has mutilated genitals and talking animals, which pretty much means it’s the second greatest movie ever made.
I feel like this planet wants to destroy the Earth only because Kirsten Dunst is still acting. It’s actually the hero of this movie. It’s trying to save us.
“Would Han Solo wash a dish?” – George Lucas
Also, I’m curious about whether or not I should register on their site so I can see the “many other activities for men and women to participate in the unfolding of the new man.”
I have a strange urge to go watch all of the Rambo movies. And I hate Rambo.
This is the image of a soul finally crushed.
I know what the twist is. In the end, it’ll be revealed we were actually watching The Road.
I remember looking at an apartment once only to find it was approximately the size of a large walk-in closet. No problem, I think. Then I don’t see a bathroom. I ask where the bathroom is. Is it communal with the other tenants, which I could live with? Nope. No bathroom. I’d be paying $700 for the luxury of living in the closet and if I wouldn’t even be able to pee. I now live in New Mexico. Kinda wish I would’ve took the apartment.
Since I’ve actually attended a few AA meetings (don’t ask why), I’d like to point out how this movie really happens:
Troubled white guy loses job, wife, and respect. He doesn’t live on front lawn, but either in his car or on a friend’s couch. He starts to drink a lot. Women don’t tell him he’s a good person. They generally ignore him, or, at the very least, acknowledge him only when they need to tell him to take a shower. He drinks some more. Friend kicks him out and/or his car breaks down. He now lives on the street but his luck changes slightly as he make a new friend: Lucky, the three-legged stray mutt. Homeless white guy and Lucky have all sorts of wonderful adventures together, including (and mostly limited to) scrounging for food in dumpsters, breaking into expensive cars to steal the radio and/or muffler, and running away from gangs of young, white hoodlums who want to pretend they’re tough by beating up homless people. Through all of this homeless white guy has the resolve that things will get better. He wakes up one morning to find Lucky’s dead.
Also, this movie would probably star Val Kilmer circa now.
You’re obviously discounting the young, male prostitutes. He is a Republican, after all.
Vice President? Silly man, we don’t have a Vice President. We have a President of the Senate.
There’s no crying in America!
Also, I feel like he’s paraphrasing Paul Cole for added gravitas. He just replaced great men for cowboys, because obviously they’re the same thing.
The Shaken Baby Syndrome
isn’t happy…
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Death metal baby is happy so much as he looks like he’s contemplating a way to kill all his future enemies.
Things I learned from this video:
If you ever crash into somebody and decide to steal their speakers and screen off their portable DVD player, don’t drive your car away. It’s way too much work to get away when he’s obviously going to come back in like four or five hours anyway. Just remove your license plate and no one will ever know who did it.