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 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2013 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch In Flip Flops, Ladies (53 comments)

While I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment of your post (particularly the closing statement), I feel compelled to point out that Glastonbury is very much not London!

Also the scarf = because obviously Sherlock.

I only really come here for my Benedict Cumberbatch news.

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2013 | re: What Is Inside Your Cup Of Coffee? (13 comments)

“…a tar-like, medicinal odour.” The fuck kind of medicine do they have in Australia?*

*(Or New Zealand, I’m not good with accents).

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2013 | re: Today We Are All This Angry Guitar Player (30 comments)

Seen this video a thousand times and it gets better every time. Treeman is a local legend. I like it when he tells his wrist off.

My boyfriend went to see Treeman play in town but he didn’t get angry. Kind of spoiled everyone’s night really.

 +1Posted on Jun 11th, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 3 Finale Open Thread (59 comments)

Yeah, seriously not feeling sorry for Theon. 100% with Ramsay on this one, Ramsay is the best.

 +1Posted on May 2nd, 2013 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Is, Once Again, Britain’s Sexiest Man (26 comments)

Not doubting the truth of this ‘title’, but seriously doubting if Sun readers could even spell ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’ to be able to vote for him. I’m guessing the voting went something like, “Who’s sexier – Benedict Cumberbatch or some bloke from Liverpool? Vote NOW and WIN a holiday to Benidorm.” Just saying, like.

 +2Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: The Cast Of Game Of Thrones In Formal Wear (8 comments)

“Terrible American accents are coming!”

 +2Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: The Cast Of Game Of Thrones In Formal Wear (8 comments)

Kit Harington in “still miserable” shocker.

 +6Posted on Apr 12th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (159 comments)

Aw come on it’s not like I haven’t done this before. Let’s try again…

And if that doesn’t work, never mind.

 +2Posted on Apr 9th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Non-Jurassic Park Quotes Into Jurassic Park Quotes (51 comments)

“This [frog DNA] will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus!”

I tried this joke with my students once. No one laughed.

 0Posted on Mar 5th, 2013 | re: Are You The East Yorkshire Batman? (36 comments)

On Ilkley Moor Baht’man…

 +5Posted on Jan 28th, 2013 | re: What Should Kris Jenner Talk About On Her New Talk Show? (28 comments)

I think she should talk about how, when the King Under the Mountain returns to defeat Kris Jenner, the rivers will flow golden and there will be no more desolation in the North.

 0Posted on Jan 11th, 2013 | re: Reminder: Videogum Video Pizza Party This Sunday (8 comments)

Rubber dinghy rapids!!!

“How sad it is! I shall grow old, and horrible, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young. It will never be older than this particular day of June… If it were only the other way! If it were I who was to be always young, and the picture that was to grow old! For that – for that – I would give everything! Yes, there is nothing in the whole world I would not give! I would give my soul for that!” Said Ryan Gosling.

 +6Posted on Jan 8th, 2013 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Alex Jones (48 comments)

Oh I know, but he read it on some website and believed it, and apparently it was the Jewish thing and not the fact that Alex Jones is insane that made him stop listening.

 +8Posted on Jan 8th, 2013 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Alex Jones (48 comments)

Fuck off America you’re keeping Piers Morgan it’s been decided there was a poll.

I can’t actually watch those videos. The part of my brain labelled “Alex Jones’ nonsense” is at full capacity as my father-in-law used to make us listen to the same insane rant (file labelled alexjonesrant01) repeatedly every time we’d visit. He was a big fan until he read that Alex Jones is Jewish. Then he stopped listening.

 +1Posted on Jan 5th, 2013 | re: What's Your New Year's Television Resolution? (72 comments)

I have about 5 episodes of Six Feet Under left to watch but I’m finding it increasingly hard to care about what happens to any of those people.

Aside from Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad I have very little to look forward to in my life this year so I’m pretty much going to be watching The Reichenbach Fall at least once a week and crying myself to sleep until they make more.

 +4Posted on Dec 31st, 2012 | re: Best People Of 2012 (64 comments)

More than valid because it features a vaguely humanoid-looking Cumberbatch. A rare occasion.

 +2Posted on Nov 21st, 2012 | re: What Ridiculous Movie Feat Do You Wish You Could Accomplish? (34 comments)

The bit in Angels and Demons where Ewan McGregor steals a helicopter, apparently flies it to space, explodes the antimatter at a safe distance from Earth, parachutes down on his priesty capey thing, then becomes Pope (almost). All while still learning how to do an Irish accent.

 +12Posted on Nov 15th, 2012 | re: ALIENS EXIST! ALIENS EXIST! ALIENS EXIST! (18 comments)

(Drunk) Batman

I thought they were on a bumper car/fairground ride too. I suppose it’s the look of sheer terror on her face.

 +4Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: Looking Good, David Arquette! (18 comments)

Thigh stains look like iodine. I suggest ringworm as the explanation, meaning he’s either been doing near-naked bareback horse riding (which should be in all films, really), or rubbing up against cows.

 0Posted on Nov 7th, 2012 | re: Writing In Your Blog Vote For TV President (67 comments)

I am a broken record, but…

 +3Posted on Nov 2nd, 2012 | re: Who Do You Think Mitt Romney's Favorite TV Characters Are? (97 comments)

^^ This. I resent the association of Locke with Mitt Romney. Seriously. This is the first time I’ve posted on Videogum, THAT’S how serious this is.

Now if you mean Locke when he was actually the smokey man (I like to call him Keith), I can easily see that.