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which human Barbie even is this?

 +6Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

for real, what is up with white people who do this? are they trying to seem “exotic” or something? It’s very obnoxious. “I’ve got a cool, interesting DNA makeup, all while fully benefiting from white privilege!”

 +8Posted on May 14th | re: Mad Men: The Smog Of War (64 comments)

one brussels sprout?! whaaaaat???

wow, he’s a piece of shit.

 +6Posted on May 2nd | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

She’s only 44, so…did her voice get tan too?

 +5Posted on Apr 24th | re: Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet? (63 comments)

Arli$$e$que?

 +2Posted on Apr 24th | re: Guy Who Got Farted At On Game Of Thrones AMA (7 comments)

I can’t even look at Reddit since I discovered the @reddit.txt twitter account. Nightmares.

 +2Posted on Apr 24th | re: Wait, Did We Talk About Veep Yet? (63 comments)

Hearing that Armando Iannucci worked on this got me excited for it but I have yet to check it out. Also I heard that some of the characters go to Grindcore shows to unwind and that piqued my interest.

 +5Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

Did you notice that Tywin Lannister is in that movie, too?

 +8Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

Oh, I can’t stay mad at you!

 +7Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

neither did I! You’re killing me here curtis.

 +23Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

all of her costumes are BONKERS. I am looking forward to what kind of outfits Dany will have this season, not to make this into Fashiongum.

 +8Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

Well, he has that whole “I don’t strike ladies” thing where he makes his Kingsguard whale on Sansa all the time, so maybe it’s part of that.

 +4Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

jinx! I had the same thought :(

 +15Posted on Apr 23rd | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (111 comments)

They’re really outdoing themselves in making Show Joffrey even more of a hateful monster than Book Joffrey! I could tell where that scene was going from the get go and was seriously grossed out. I really did think that stag scepter was going somewhere horrible, and who’s to say it eventually didn’t?

 +4Posted on Apr 19th | re: How To Look Like A Puppy: A Makeup Tutorial For Us (19 comments)

I feel like the hair was the keystone of the look and she didn’t show us how to do it!

 +10Posted on Apr 17th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (19 comments)

 +3Posted on Apr 17th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (19 comments)

This week’s was so vague and amazing. Bert Cooper, angrily: “everyone has somewhere to go today!”

 +5Posted on Apr 17th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (19 comments)

Holy crap those Shia drawings look like Henry Darger.

 +1Posted on Mar 12th | re: Just An Old Fashioned Dog Party (23 comments)

“stop banging on the damn furnace!”

 0Posted on Mar 9th | re: @Nick_Offerman (8 comments)

can I use this space to whisper about how I used to think he was funny but got tired of his “feminist” stance basically being: “hey, fat women, don’t worry, I’ll still fuck you!”

 +4Posted on Mar 5th | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

This is a great, solid list. I wasn’t into Ruffalo until The Kids Are All Right for some reason, but all of a sudden, I understand the Ruffalo Allure.

 +11Posted on Mar 5th | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

Oh my God KW they lightened it and slowed it down! KW!!!! This is the best day of my life.

 +5Posted on Feb 29th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (24 comments)

I assume they covered that in the full description which we were ordered to read at the beginning, but I was like “whoa whoa whoa, I’m here for animal videos, not a homework assignment!”