Spencer: You said you’d help me with the tree, hon.
Heidi: Okay. Fine. Just the tip.
No more S2 ‘Girls’ spoilers, Gabe!
What’s next? A Super Mario Brothers movie? Ha ha no. Too ridiculous! A Tomb Raider movie? Yeah right, Hollywood! Who would you get to star in it?
If anything, this is the first truly good idea for a movie based on a video game yet.
Newman finally gets a comment into Monster’s Ball.
Okay, I was kidding with those other ones. The best one is:
“I wanna dip my balls in it.” – Ken Marino.
“Yeah, that’s right.” – Patrick Warburton
“It STINKS” – Jon Lovitz
“Who are you wearing?” – Joan Rivers
“What’s next?” – Martin Sheen.
Jeremy Piven, you’re Bennigan’z.
“Agreed, but with a caveat” may have some potential to be added to the videogum slang canon along side such favorites as Have fun at dinner and relax, technojeremy.
I can’t possibly agree more. How this guy gets to make movies and tv shows, I have no idea.
When, clearly, I ought to be reading more grammar blogs.
Phrases like, “Raul Julia got off easy!” is the reason I check this blog almost every day.
I had a sociology professor in college that made us watch Bulworth. He was inspired by it. Which just lets you know how in touch white hippie sosh professors are.
ALSO: Imdb it and you’ll see that there’s a guy in the cast listed as “Man with blunt.” Hard to top.
What about the fact that it says April 13, 2008?
I got serious Quantum Leap anxiety there: How long has Obama been president, Al? (bleep, bloop, bloop. cigar puff. tap machine)
You were instructed NOT to talk about that. Would you talk about who Tom Petty is related to?
Um, I think I hear him knocking, and I think he’s coming in?
And it looks like he’s bringing bucket seats, the yuppies, and Cindy Crawford with him.
Is it just me or does anyone else think Michael Showalter looks like a fucking blueberry?
I hate to see this happen to Nicolas Cage. Actually, I hate to see anything happen to Nicolas Cage. Because then I am reminded of Nicolas Cage. Whom I hate.
Whatever, this is just a screen test. Those are always awkward. I have Thinny and this shows up as a special feature on the dvd.
wasn’t this kid the waiter in those old international coffee commercials? what was his name?
The thing about Family Guy is, and I do know “the thing” and here it is: I/you/we all hate it so much and it’s so offensive to our core and being because it everyone here knows people that you love, care about or respect and they are passionate about how funny it is, and have made you watch it. And it made you question your feelings about them. And it made you realize that your sense of intelligence and humor is different than theirs. And somehow that makes YOU the asshole. There. I said it. If anyone asks you why you hate it soooo much, there. You’re welcome.
tyler perry is two black people.
I was raised on a houseboat in Spain.