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 0Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: Cemetery JunctionTrailer, You Guys (25 comments)

Are Gervais and Merchant the British Happy Madison?

 +2Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: It Is 2010, And Yet Somehow The Razzies Still Exist (34 comments)

It’s kinda like when you had a family reunion and after the family softball game your Grandma handed out awards to everyone only the awards were just junk she had around her house and you ended up with a neck pillow or a thing of shampoo and conditioner.

Only in this case Hollywood is the Softball Game, The Razzies is your Grandma and the neck pillow is still a neck pillow because no one really cares about it.

 +6Posted on Feb 1st, 2010 | re: This Is Just A Very Normal Video (39 comments)

Peter Stormare? More like Peter Emohair! Ammirite?!

I mean…

Yes, you are.

Mainly because it should be “…quit all that squat-thrusting”

P.S. Drunk and Wacthing The Last Dragon.

 +6Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: The Babies Trailer Is Funnier If You Pretend It's A Prequel (72 comments)

 +2Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: David After Dentist, Behold Your Legacy! (55 comments)

To tell you the tooth, I think jumping a canine would have been molar appropriate.

I don’t get it.
Is Christian Bale reprising his role from Newsies?

 +4Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: James Lipton Enters The Carrot Top Phase Of His Career (25 comments)

I think he is actually moving into his Robert Z’Dar Phase.

How about: “Berry Gordy’s The Karate Kid”?

Sorry, I got confused and started thinking about racism.

“Excellent. Great form. Speaking of great, have you seen the Jeff Dunham show?”

 +15Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

Portlanders are epic cave monsters.

We would probably ditch out on this pizza party for a cooler pizza party you never even heard about.

 +3Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: This Sherlock Holmes Tie-In Campaign Is So Bad That It Is Good (48 comments)

Someone got told.

Hard.

 0Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: Sorry, Breaking Point, But This Is Not A Movie Trailer (36 comments)

Well that can’t be right.

 0Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn (151 comments)

Let’s not let our crazies get the best of us now.

 0Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

This Academy is strictly for Police.

 +6Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: You Will Miss Me When I Burn (151 comments)

I nominate Solo with Mario Van Peebles.

1) I’m pretty sure MVP was acting his fuck out.
2) A-Adrien Brody (a fucking oscar!) B-MVP or MarVeePles.
3)…
4) $2,228,668 Opening Weekend (Year One money)
5)…
6) Based on a Novel. A real fucking novel.
7)…
8-10) You could make the case that MVP is the black equivalent to NC but that is a little too insulting to MVP.
11)

I’m pretty sure I’m doing this wrong but I’m fine with that.

 0Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: "Christian Side Hug," By Popular Demand (74 comments)

What a Bunch of Neden Holes.

 +1Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

The View will be interviewing this movie.

They cropped out the bottom of the photo that showed them touching tips.

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: This Sherlock Holmes Tie-In Campaign Is So Bad That It Is Good (48 comments)

Mr. Goodbar with the Taquito in the Employee restroom.

The coffee saw it all happen but his Amish upbringing really added a thrilling twist.

 +2Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Christmas Dance Of All Time In The World (68 comments)

I think you mean the PumKing of HoliDance Cheer.

 +1Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: Sorry, Breaking Point, But This Is Not A Movie Trailer (36 comments)

Three things learned in this trailer:
1) Nobody owns Busta Rhymes
2) Armand Assante has failed. At Everything.
3) Busta Rhymes will steal your fucking baby.

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: What To Get For The Jew Who Has Everything/Cancer (33 comments)

Nothing says “The Holidays” like cold fingers and metal being jammed into you.