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 +6Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

Inglourious Barfster.

Hoda Kotb’s looking youthful, but is everything okay with Kathie Lee? Has she been hitting the chardonnay harder than usual? Why is she in menswear?

 +21Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

Certainly the time is perfect for a movie depicting those fighting for economic equality as a band of marauding villains and oligarchs in collusion with the police as our heroes! This is what we need.

I also liked when the football field collapsed!

 +8Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: A Warrior's Heart Trailer, You Guys (22 comments)

Ashley Greene’s character is named Brooklyn? That must in general not have been a fun experience for her, because she looks and acts nothing like Zooey Deschanel.

 +48Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (68 comments)

I am thrilled to be included (thanks monsters!) but even more tickled that “PEEIN PEESON” is the number-one comment. Get it? Number-one?

I just wish I could downvote myself.

 +7Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (82 comments)

The Social Network trailer is about 80 times better than the film thanks to limited dialogue about how Aaron Sorkin thinks the internet works; The Departed trailer is also a minor classic.

 +6Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (82 comments)

Some folks call it a hunger game, I call it a Kaiser blade.

 +21Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (82 comments)

“Today you became… the iron lady.” –line from “The Iron Lady” DEFINITELY.

 +31Posted on Nov 18th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (82 comments)

“I’m so tired of these hunger games!” –line from “The Hunger Games” probably

 +41Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Oh, Politichicks (70 comments)

At least seven commenters in this thread (arbitrary fact pulled out of my ass, just like everything in this video) are going to experience a live cover version of this at Thanksgiving, right?

 +7Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Oh, Politichicks (70 comments)

Also, that Victoria floats the theory that aliens have infiltrated the Obama administration, because not everyone yells at people as manically she would.

Also aliens: everyone else, past or present, in the cast of “Saturday Night Live.”

 +15Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Oh, Politichicks (70 comments)

“All terrorists are Muslims” — Victoria Jackson’s long hours recording a voice role in “The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue” precluded her from noticing Oklahoma City or the Unabomber in the 1990s

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Oh, Politichicks (70 comments)

How did one of the robots from that “A.I.” video get her face to stop popping open to reveal the metal underneath, and why did she rename herself Ann-Marie Murrell?

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: The New Pogo A.I. Remix Is Horrifying (14 comments)

Do Androids Dream of Electro Crap?

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video Posted Without Comment (25 comments)

Not enough cereal-eating.

 +77Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

Some days he looks great, some days he looks horrifying: you might say the number of ways Bradley Cooper can look are Limitless.

 +1Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Veterans Day Imposter Thumbhead (32 comments)

Golden Corral Waitresses for Truth.

 +15Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Veterans Day Imposter Thumbhead (32 comments)

Sure, ‘The Office’ has gone downhill, as all shows do over time, but what they’ve done with Kevin’s character is really atrocious.

 +4Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Robert Pattinson Fan Poses As Robert Pattinson (12 comments)

This was only SLIGHTLY less painful than her plan to get a tattoo reading “Robert Pattinson i love you, love is forever fan love you”

 +20Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite (47 comments)

“I want you to write my comment using accidental plagiarism. ONLY accidental plagiarism.”

 +44Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite (47 comments)

“I want you to draw me wearing my 3-D glasses. ONLY my 3-D glasses.”

She also had her people delete her role from the Batman franchise, likely because of Morgan Freeman and Christian Bale’s vigorous hand-shaking.

Ironically enough, the 2008 caper film “Mad Money,” starring Katie Holmes, was itself entirely shot in a single elevator ride by Billy Corgan.

In order to appear on your behind-the-scenes footage, Katie Holmes demands Mad Money.

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Community's Mid-Season Hold OR: Occupy Wall Street Evacuated (162 comments)

The first person anywhere in the world to EVEN IN JEST remark that “NBC took our Community away” or “killed our Community” gets banned from making memes forever.