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When is this thing going to get the Criterion Treatment? I’m holding out for that edition.
…made of bread. Or donuts. Can you make a donut bowl? And put some nuts on it.
HOLD ON. I understand the rush to judgment on Jay Leno– his old show had a desk, etc. But isn’t it kind of fun to watch Jerry Seinfeld slowly mortgage all of the goodwill he garnered in the 90s? I thought the man would take BEE MOVIE as a lesson, but he is clearly determined to do everything short of LucasFilm-style remixing old Seinfeld episodes to make us hate him forever. So let’s see him try, eh? Why not become Jay Leno’s ANNOUNCER? When Jay Leno drives in with the expensive car, someone has to move it during the first commercial break, right?
You have to admire Glenn Beck’s ability to recover his senses and use this freakout to push his new book. I have it on good authority that he also did this at his “stand-up comedy” show that actual people paid money for. Like if Harry Potter turned to you at the end of Half Blood Prince and was all “and if you BUY THE BOOK VERSION,” you get even more wizard stuff!
I can at least admire this comment in the way it circles around and eats itself at the end. We need better female bloggers to waste their lives! Insert animated GIF of head exploding! How do you do that!?
Hey, Dane Cook! This isn’t wikipedia, you don’t have to protect your legacy like some Church Of Scientology intern by posing as Dane Cook fans and posting rave reviews for yourself. It’s kind of sad, dude. Go play some video games or something. ALSO, Chris/Dane, I think to be “to [sic] stupid to get the humor” you have to be conceive of intelligence as a circle, and like, be so smart that you are smart then stupid again then smart again then back to stupid. Draw a diagram, because I’m to stupid to explain it properly.
This was my high school. Seriously. The best part is they keep cutting to the adjacent Middle School (more photogenic, I guess?) where my Dad works, teaching English. He told me on the phone that he was watching the news and wishing they would emphasize the teacher’s gender more. Now I know why. That was not my Dad’s writing prompt, everybody. For the record.